u/CreakyCauldron

334 post karma · 907 comment karma · joined Jun 2013

1. 37points

   Total world wide compute capacity is exponentially increasing, and humans are really really good at taking advantage of it. Therefore progress in this field is clearly going to continue to be exponential. (old.reddit.com)

   submitted Mar 2024 by u/CreakyCauldron to r/programmingcirclejerk

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2. 84points

   While we sipped tea and resisted modernity to preserve Ada's sanctity, Rust and its marauding horde took to the streets scorching establishments and ransacking minds as booty. We now find our ivory tower encircled and breached with our most loyal knights fully compromised. (reddit.com)

   submitted Jan 2024 by u/CreakyCauldron to r/programmingcirclejerk

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3. 11points
   

   On a table you would find Jepsen, essentially the equivalent of Yelp, ideally meant to keep restaurants honest, generally correct, but ultimately not that different from other tech companies, and thus well deserving of boogers and cum. (kristoff.it)

   submitted Apr 2023 by u/CreakyCauldron to r/programmingcirclejerk

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4. 39points
   

   This functionality is amazing, but it idolizes the practice of relying on the compiler's optimization skills. Relying on optimizations is especially dangerous for large-scale projects. (github.com)

   submitted Mar 2023 by u/CreakyCauldron to r/programmingcirclejerk

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