u/CreamCheeseHotDogs

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I would pay a hell of a lot more for a game worn NFL jersey tbh

Hell, the ones I get from the team store are like $250 (when I don’t just get them off dhgate)

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A clip with poor audio, no joke, and a title made by stringing random words together. Literally not a single redeeming part of this post. Nice.

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chat gpt ass comment

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That, and the fact that there aren’t any trans players in the WNBA, nor are there any big trans prospects. There’s like. One 35 year old French hooper who has never expressed interest in joining the WNBA.

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[r/sports](r/sports) was, as usual, very much NOT normal about this. Everyone was just making “pointing” jokes and calling her a thug for “assaulting” a fan… I hate when that sub posts about the w

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Hate this kind of Seattleite. As long as you like cream cheese on your hot dogs you’re ok by me.

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Fr. This is hacky 90s insert stereotype here comedy. I’m surprised the button wasn’t about how annoying his wife is. “Bank is the Jewish section” what are we doing here.

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😬

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“More convenient” it’s better for the environment you dense fuck

Or does it just exist because you wanted to exist in this universe? https://www.reddit.com/r/DimensionJumping/s/aPbuohNpOR

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Reduced pollution, reduced taxpayer cost, reduced noise…

Don’t be dense.

Oops, checked your post history. You’re a conspiracy theorizing nut job who believes in dimension hopping. Clearly not grounded in the same reality as the rest of us.

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I hate when people cry “virtue signaling” it’s like nah, I just have morals and speak up. This is an anonymous reddit account, what social value could I get from virtue signaling here?

Fuck Rowling, this shoe deal was stupid and harmful but i don’t think Stewie is actively transphobic, just did something dumb.

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“You’ll call now.” “I’ll call now!”

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Not quite. They don’t even say he was there during the assault, it’s alleged that he was giving directions over FaceTime. It’s not like he was doing some Ja Morant instagram live shit.

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Nah her unemployed ass doesn’t pay a lick of rent

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The paradox of intolerance does not exist.

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“It’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” - Charlie Kirk

Sounds like he didn’t mind.

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I get it, I would want to call the Rams my rival too, seeing as you have a winning all time record against them and a losing all time record against Seattle.

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“I shit my pants daily and I’m fine, libtard”

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Yes, and it’s awful. Should we never joke about sad things? Humor can heal. Lighten up, we could all use a laugh as the world goes to shit.

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It’s a bit of this, it’s also so they don’t burn all their pre-written material here. They mostly tour and re-use whole jokes, so the clips to entice you to come see them are largely crowd work so they’re not pooching their own material. This is the free sample at Costco.

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He played ball at UW

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I told a similar joke to a friend. “I don’t eat pig or octopus because I have a rule not to eat anything cleverer than I am”

Yours is much better.

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Just taking the piss out of someone posting “where funny” on a comedy subreddit. They know where the punchline was, they just didn’t like it. Why bother commenting at all? If they want to berate the comedian posting their work here, I’ll shit on them for not being able to spell one of the seven words in their comment correctly.

But you run your own subreddit dedicated to AI garbage, so you’re not worth talking to either.