u/Creepsuponu

Who said it had to come from the hellpod launch tubes?

sound of the hangar bay door opening

Thats what I love about my motorcycle. It's a 2005 but the carb is just finicky enough to keep me on my toes

Hell, back before the rust took them i used my wheel wells and underside of the bed as mounting points for straps. It's a truck, it's for doing truck things lol

I REPLACED THE RAFTS WITH AMMUNITION CRATES SO WE COULD FIRE OUR GUNS FOR 50% LONGER THAN OTHER SHIPS OF OUR CLASS!

So much torque it twisted the chassis off the line

I see what you're saying, but I'm gonna continue to slam all my vehicles into D, because D stands for "Drive Directly into that hellbomb at mach fuck and Die" and what's more democratic than dying for super earth?

Et tu, Brute?

OP must've filled out a few C01 permits

I had been placed in a primarily tier IX lobby the other day as a tier VII BB (nagato) and my entire team was helping me hunt the last enemy ship (coincidentally a DD)

Suddenly there were like 8 torpedoes directly off my port side and there was fuckall I could do about it except send off my last words of "Ah beans" before I was sent to the bottom of the ocean

Yep, right there above the radio

Instructions unclear, fell into the sun

Oddly enough, I drive a 2011 ram and it still has dodge badging on the interior, even though the 4th gen pickup was 2 years post-ram/dodge split

The base monster tastes kinda like what I'd think jet fuel tastes like. White is much better, as well as just about any other flavor than the base green

Counterpoint: buy a boat, but buy one big enough you can't tow it so you never have to worry about the boat launch!

Ah shit I dropped my-explosion

Last encounter I had with Klang I was trying to make a gravity cannon. Unfortunately, I had used too many gravity generators and forgot to detach the shell from it's mounting point and I can only guess what happened as I got less than 5 total frames of absolute carnage and suddenly I was looking at my desktop

Obviously something undemocratic.... you know what to do, diver. Woe, pocket sun be upon thee

True, but after accounting for projectile drop/speed, and the distance/velocity of a moving target, nothing beats the satisfaction of wiping out a dropship at 300m with the RR before it stops

Both Orbital Gatling and Airburst together do very well. Top it off with some gas and chefs kiss

Could be a coincidence, but then, explain this:

https://preview.redd.it/gf5d89ge0jrh1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a47d3948cbff875f897da61a71d51280f0f3a3

I personally am of the opinion that lime green is the color of evil. Source: like every old Disney film

Good, but doesn't quite ring the same as "pissile"

This is one of the ones I run and now whenever I throw out an orbital laser you can catch me shouting "Miku Miku Fuck You!"

The only other mods I run are BFA for a little bit more curves on the lean body type, and the Mr. Pizza hellbomb replacer to turn the backpack nuke into the stuffed dinosaur from GFL

Considering I have seen them erase me from the timeline while 100ft up in the air hanging off the side of a skyscraper like fuckin spiderman... yeah, they're functional

Plus since the sound mixer is fucked up, they don't make a lot of noise, and thus there have been countless times I've been camping an objective only to turn around and get a blast from the "Fuck You In Particular Beam"

As a helldiver, I don't know what the name of the atmosphere would be like for the rest of the week