u/CtrlAltYuri

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CtrlAltYuri

Something is afoot

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Snal aex

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Are you gonna tell the children that Santa isn't real too???

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Does a vegan beat his plant while watching porn?

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love him

I finished the sentence for you

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No silly, you boil out all the fuck so you can put it together and bake a pure fuck pie for dessert

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Ma come cazzo parli? Ti hanno educato i maiali in un porcile? Ti sembra un modo normale di rapportarti con le altre persone?

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"genius" there is a fucking pole in front of your face obstructing your field of view

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I use ooook

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Literal scissors btw

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The Amazon games begin

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Honorary weevil for Halloween 🎃

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Huh, I guess some predatory behaviour is well accepted

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Is every female life form in that universe alina-shaped?

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We knew from the username

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Idk about any infestation but hooooboy that's one heck of a weevil party!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PzY10Xavk18ze

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What pussy does to a mf

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Nostalgic

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