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That would let them know you've found their monitoring device

Parties don't last too long after he arrives....

No, it's an interstellar communicator!

So it's desert dessert? Only served in the Sahara?

But what do bleach people use?

Goddammit, I can't hear either one of you!

A working perpetual motion machine

Somebody on the packaging line coughed it up but didn't want to hit the emergency stop button.

They are just Wheels in the Sky

Took Grandpa three weeks to do that and it almost killed him!

Well, which one would you rather find on your window?

Oh no, too tight!

Oh shit, they're multiplying!

Wouldn't it be mind-blowing if it was a 2012 model made in 1975

Mmm, licorice!

Musk has at least 14 children with 4 wives/girlfriends. so his micropenis seems to be operational.

Musk came out Saturday and admitted he did for Starlink, but not for Starshield, as that had to be the White House ordering it.

We need to ask Trump about that....

We paid billions of dollars, but haven't paid any more since January, 2025. Don't forget, Trump wants Putin to win the war.

Unfortunately, I bet Trump will give him a blanket pardon before he leaves office, and then even if there is a Dem president in two years, he won't be able to do anything about it.

The Orange Man will give him a blanket pardon within the next two years.

True, but nobody wants to spend a night or more in jail!

Well, everyone is waiting to hear your decoding of the paper!

I can't believe that many people are downvoting a fact; sure, people hate Musk, as do I, but the statement was that he should be removed from accessing Starlink, and that's just not going to happen with him since he can't be voted out.

That's the Gorton's Fisherman, ready to accept a fish