u/Deadbolt11

Or it's just how I talk. If I had called you a fucking baby, you'd have a point. Sorry I didn't make it politically correct enough for you and say the legislator sodomized the child. The fact you're more worried about how I said it versus that it happened is weird. 

I didn't realize I would have to make the argument to you that state sponsored sodomy should make you unhappy. That's on me. I take full responsibility for assuming you'd also be unhappy with a legislator fucking a kid on your dime. My bad. 

Listen to your fellow players, Stop being fucking toxic.

Yes, he is, you on the other hand? Check the fuckin hard drive. 

Received this watch u/watchexbot shipped securely and on time. Great communication.

This isn't an interest check.

Or you could just ask the attendant before you rip off things you don't own? I don't know dick about new tap to pay technology and I'm guessing you don't either. For all either of us know there's a new skim proof sticker that notifies the attendants if removed or covered. 

Solder PCB, but don't fret if you can't solder, I can solder your switches in for free or even do the work millmaxing for you if you buy the sockets,

Can't offer this

Switches lubing and keyboard building service are also available, and I'm very good at it.

Can't offer this in a personal post

or I can desolder the switches prior

Nay, have to sell it as is, or desolder and then sell it. We've had occurrences in the past where someone sold it as will desolder then killed the board.

Test

I can desolder the switches with a Hakko 301

Can't offer this

Can't ask for paypal fees

Never once said I was tolerant or a leftist. I'm neither. I commented on the little dick action of censoring the word pussy thinking that will save you when sky daddy comes calling. It won't. If you want to say something, I'm a big believer in saying it with your whole chest vs "pu$$". Dane can say whatever dumb shit he likes, that's the great part about our country. I'm also free to judge him for being a small dicked little man who won't actually say what he means. Neat isn't it.

Good to go

There isn't bidding, the prices are listed, if people offer less than the price, it's not bidding. You are able to list one set of prices for your items.

The rule states

"You must include non-negotiable fees in your sale price, such as PayPal fees and taxes etc. This applies even if the fee would not apply to all buyers, and does not include shipping costs."

The key part being "This applies even if the fee would not apply to all buyers," You can't list a price for some buyers and not others. The price is the price. You're free to discount as you see fit.

You don't show it, you say "Discount available for EU" or something along those lines.

Yes I understand that. You can only have one price. You can discount for EU, but you can't have two listed prices with different fees assigned.

If you are in Europe, the first price already includes PayPal fees. If you are outside of Europe, you will have to pay the prices in (parentheses) as that accounts for the higher PayPal fees.

Your prices have to include all fees outside of shipping.

Can solder/build the board with lubed cherry clip ins & lubed mx browns for +$13.

Can't offer this

Can desolder but won't change the price, so comes built for free.

Please remove this part

If you like the price but wish it could be desoldered, let me know.

This is a no go

Per the rules items are listed as is, but I have a desoldering station and can desolder any of the PCBs before I list again if the keyboard is not sold as is.

Trying to get around the rules is an even bigger no go

This is the most braindead take I've ever seen. I don't give a fuck about your opinion on issues at the ballot box if you don't care to vote.

You'll have to edit it and someone will have to approve

You replied to a robot there, it's never going to answer you.

In regards to your question, you can't offer this

I can desolder the switches if you're interrested in it.

Hi, giveaways here can't work like you have stated. You can edit out the giveaway part or take a look at the giveaway rules and amend it to that, TL;DR can't require purchase to promote a giveaway here.