u/DeathWarmingOver

Only if you inhale, and die from second-hand smoke. If that isn't going to happen, I quit. I'm only willing to do whatever it takes to shut you up, hopefully permanently. You are a worthless, useless pathetic, little man.

You are a useless, worthless, shallow shell of a human being that only deserves the absolute worst in life. Keep contacting me, you'll be reported for harassment.

Fuck off.

Turns out it was actually my sister-in-law...

I never get what I want, so he's probably alive and kicking.

No. We're still fabulous, though.

Ever since The Professor from Gilligan's Island died, no one's figured out how he made a radio out of coconuts, nevermind a computer...

You can't count on West Virginia for shit, that's why.

I overdid it, and went plaid.

Sorry.

Not their coffee.

Try not breathing. See how that works out for you. When you realize it wasn't the smartest move, next time out, you'll recognize the necessity of breathing.

"Reddit, I'm fucking brain-dead."

Yeah, long story there. Idiot.

Go play in traffic, you worthless bastard.

I'd shove your head back up your ass.

Hmm....doesn't really answer your question, does it? Screw it. I'm staying with it.

I'll take Choice Three: Walk away from both, because I still have a sliver of self-respect.

God willing, he kills you. Maybe then these idiotic threads will stop.

Feel free to post this in /r/ideasforaskreddit, where it should be.

Living. But...jury's in deliberations right now. Fingers crossed!

Put your unoriginal, worthless head through the fucking wall.

First name, Middle name, Last name

You know you're fucked.

Yes. Tie a noose, hang it in your garage, then put your neck in it, and jump.

Wrap my hands around your neck and strangle the stupid out of you.

As much fun as it is reinventing the wheel, you're really too much if a waste of time. Move on. I have.

Not mad, just reinforcing my point, Short Bus.

Nothing gets past you, huh? Today must be a proud day for you.