u/DecodedFromSpace

The GTS Express!

"I LOVE IT WHEN HE DECREES THAT!"

That's Tom! Awesome guy.

Printing department at an office supply store. Had a collection of regulars who treated me like their personal secretary, and got pissed every time I charged them $1 a minute for the work I did (as was the policy of the store). They'd regularly berate me and nobody would ban them or tell them to never come back.

Also, my manager told me he was working me 29.5 hours a week so they could get a full time employee without giving them benefits. Glad I left.

My girlfriend and I are going! It's our first trip to any sort of Burning event, so we're really excited!

Too soon.

That overrated Japanese guy who convulses like he's having a seizure and dresses like Michael Jackson (are we forgetting all the bad things he did to kids?!?). If he were American, he'd be made fun of. Makes me sick to say he's my favorite wrestler.

Saw him at a recent indy show. Still looks like he can kill anybody in the room.

Get a minor in computer applications. You'll take at least three classes about it. Not joking.

Well, it WAS a good match. Until they had to shoehorn in the OMG DISSENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO PEOPLE WHO WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS FOR A MONTH

Which is why it'll never happen. Superstars aren't relatable. They're indestructible acting machines that only know five moves and can memorize pages of dialogue and recite it correctly the first time through in front of millions of people live. They also never sneeze.

All he's ever wanted was one thing: Cat Acceptance as an entertainment powerhouse.

CM Punk: "I love pro wrestling."

This shook me more than it should've. It's been so long since I heard Punk say that.

"Pa, he's my foreigner. I'll do it."

Kuishinbo Kamen

"I sleep in a wrestling ring. Do you?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."

HTX Represent

How much does this guy weigh?

Wait, THAT's the feud they think isn't working?

Eddie Kingston's one of my favorite heels ever.

They need some SM58s. They could run them over with a truck and they'd survive.

Source: I'm an audio pro.

Didn't they refer to him as "Swiss Chocolate Ice Cream" at one point?

Yeah, it worked so well for the last guy who left WWE for UFC. The smark fans totally turned on him and booed him. They even chant his name over and over as a reminder to the talent in the ring never to leave.

As a radio professional, I instantly jumped out of my seat when I heard that.

Hell, it happened at Wrestlemania 9.