u/Depressed_Warlock

This!

Dickbending... I knew I had a superpower all along 😍

The comments are stuffed with subliminal homophobia and misogynia - from both men and women.

As a gay bottom this makes me sad and even more angry. It is not shameful for a man to embrace his feminine qualities. Liking to get fucked is not weak. Wtf is wrong with people? Why are you full of shame and hate for yourselves?

Having a prostate orgasm is btw the most masculine thing on earth. A clitoris is basically like a penis. So penile/clitoral orgasms are not that different. Prostate orgasms are something only people that are born male can exoerience.

that's a bit boring 💀💀💀

OP is Saruman I guess 🤔

Or humans. It seems humans also come from another continent 🤔

The ending is a beginning: no more blights, Tevinter is gaining some new leadership, Ferelden and Orlais have to grow again after being destroyed, the Crows have a new leader, some dwarves get magic back and become tiny titans, elves need a new perspecive,...

All this sets up sooo interesting story plots.

Well it didn't afaik. The lore was intended to be that way... even though there are some inconsistencies.

I think there's a huge need for some retcons.

My Hawke must be heartbroken. At least he can visit Isabela with Anders. 😢

The decline of benders (and bending?) is a core theme of ASH. It makes sense that we mostly see mediocre bending at this point.

I don´t have a problem with a bit of swearing as long as it´s mild. I don´t get the huuuuge pain in the ass people have around that. You tell your child "Yeah they say this on TV. We don´t, because we´re no firebenders. Period." and the day goes by as usual. Will the child still try to replicate? Of course. Then you have to talk about appropriate language again, until the child understands.

I´m tired of helicopter parents and their unrealistic views. Fostering a child so much that they cannot learn to navigate the world makes them foolish. Foolishness is something that bites you in the ass sooner or later.

Did I vent about a random "Shit!" in a cartoon and made it a general criticism about parenting? Yes.
Do I regret it? No. I´m overly caffeinated and hyperfocused XD

Ich bin bayerisch und gay, zählt das auch? 😂

DAO: Morrigan DAA: Anders DA2: Anders (as a LI), Varric as companion DAI: Dorian, hands down DAV: Harding. LIs barely exist. 💀

It depends. It would be easy to create new DA games that aren´t that money consuming. Round based combat (maybe a bit like COE33), a more Hades-like artstyle, more emphasis on interactions and meaningful choices could reduce the budget a bit.
This flashy animation and huge (empty) worlds are expensive but not immersive.

Anders is sooooo in love with Hawke. I played DA2 soooo many times and I'm just smitten with him. I adored him in Awakening and still do, despite his shitty writer.

I mean... Tolkien also doesn't release new books yet people talk about it constantly.

Origins helped me cope with the death of the guy I dated in earlier that year. It was a distraction but the relevant deaths (like Duncan) helped me process it.

Same with DA2... It really helped me with some struggle. DA2 is probably the game that involved me the most, emotionally. I'm still mad at the writer of Anders in DA2, though.

do you like asses? I know some gay guys that are so strictly top that they don't play with dicks at all. but they like the rest. 🤔

strange as... I've seen no sexy male sorcerer at all... like... what are the odds all females are 10/10 and men look like they've lived in a garbage bin 🤣

Waterbender could learn to bend steam... That may emulate fire or air well enough? 🤔 Plus: you don't need as much water for steam.

das könnte ne Kleienflechte sein oder so. Ket-Shampoo hilft da auch, wenn man nicht direkt zum Arzt will.

The Root Chakra must be massaged from the inside for optimal chi flow☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

Yeah Tagah is a totally toxic dom top. Normally you'd block him because he's a total asshole but somehow he's very versed with his staff and pushes all the right buttons 🥵

Zuko is the roided thirsty powerbottom while Sokka is that twunk with a huge shlong. I won't change my mind.

Das grenzt stark an ner Psychose, wenn er nicht schon drin war/ist. Wild!