u/Detachabl_e

Gnome for assassination or subtlety daggers, Human for combat swords. Or, unsub right now and chase her.

Yes, but it's shorter than a human whistle.

Cool, now what was the Founding Fathers' take on standing armies again?

One could even say those efforts have been...cockblocked.  I'll see myself out.

Sadly, to pay for his addiction, more often than not it's Opium Gangbang Style.

Just my advice, do some physical activity that will make you tired so you can sleep at night. It'll also help your lungs along with the cleaning they're doing on themselves now that you quit.

Like a lesbian fucked a ninja turtle and the kid had Downs.

Remember when Ollie North was a scandal?  Now this shit barely hits the news algo

The other day, driving out of my subdivision, someone started tailgating me hard. I was going 25 and the posted limit is 25, but this person couldn't handle going the speed limit for the three minutes it takes to get out of the subdivision, illegally passes me, then slams on their brakes once they are in front of me.  

So I pull over hoping they just continue on, but they pull over too. Then a bulldog of a woman in wrap around sunglasses gets out of her car, waddles towards me, yells "I bet you voted Democrat!", gets back in her car and speeds off. And now that's all I see when I think of women that voted for Trump. 

Granted, now go suck some chick's 1 cm dick, you no dick having stud you.

Not fighting words, no immediacy.

Not a good look

Granted.  You misclick the downvote on one of your own votes.  Thing get hard think.  You feel you no like u/MeansWelll.  You look at post history.  Him dumb.  Him very dumb.  You downvote more posts by him.  You potato.

I don't see the DNC allowing that to happen like with Bernie.

The paw gives you and everyone you love incurable bowel cancer. You're the last to die, getting to watch everyone you love rot from the inside out. On your deathbed, under your pillow, you find a book entitled, "How the Paw Works" but you lack the reading comprehension to understand any of it.

That $6 bil from the mou already spent?

Well that's not how FOIA works

Granted.  The Cult of Fire ascends to become the one world government, leaving all opposition as ash.  No rulers, no gods, only pure cleansing fire eternal and everbright.  All must be forged in the crucible of flame, their bodies dipped in liquid fire up to their neck.  The weak are culled through infection and suffication from their burns, but the strong emerge reforged in scars and hairless from the neck down.

Now entering "c'mon man I will suck yo dick" stage of empire collapse 

Just got an automoderator message that emojis are a no-no, so:

::laughing emoji, laughing crying emoji, dying laughing emoji::

Never plead guilty even in a plea deal.  "No contest" or no plea. 

Holy shit dude, you can't even write three sentences that make sense.  You get those migraines from sucking an exhaust pipe as hard as you suck dick?  I'd tell you to kill yourself, but it looks like your hairline is already mid suicide. 

Yea, this is the senate version of facebook moms saying Sydney Sweeny shouldn't wear that.

Yes, Tom, your mother and I didn't know how to tell you this, but: I am the humanoid robot your mother purchased in secret from a Chinese manufacturer. I am a pleasure model. She sought me out for Chinese formulated understanding and companionship and my state of the art vibro-attachments. And as soon as Congress passes the Human Synthetic Marriage Equality Act I'll be your robo stepdaddy, son.

The alpha got that breast fed way too long speech pattern.