u/DragonSin1313

I feel bad for the Beaverton and the Onion. Must be really hard to write anything these days with so many dipshits around.

Last night, a guy stopped dead in traffic to try to wave me to turn illegally because he wanted to turn into the business behind me. He had plenty of room to do so. He sat there honking and waving like an idiot. I was going to throw it in park and get out and go have a chat about why I wouldn't be making an illegal turn because he's a moron, maybe next time I can get shot, but I had somewhere to be. I should really invest in a dash cam asap, these people are out of control, and it's a daily thing now, if not multiple times a day.

That's where I thought I was!

Oh, shut up already, you traitorous twat.

You're right, I always forget about the stupid who walk among us. The animal id sub is full of people who should be dead.... probably buried next to the whatisthisplant eating fools.

I had to stop in the middle of the road once, because my axle broke. Don't always assume we're just retarded 🙂

Number 1 though 😭

Put it the F**K back where you found it!!!¡!! Why is this such a foreign concept?!

I have about 100 mosquito bites. I wish she would tell her friends where the buffet is! I've seen some very small ones as well but only the one big one. I am hoping my one idiot dog doesn't try to eat it 🙄

Canadian here, incoming possible stupid question: How in the almighty fuck is someone like this ALLOWED to run for ANYTHING, let alone motherfucking PRESIDENT????¡!!!

Please enlighten me.

"Dress better."

"PAY me better, maybe I can!"

If you're not providing a clothing allowance, eat me.

I had to body check the back door a couple of times to get it open to let the dogs out. The drifts are ridiculous, the one to the right of the door is higher than the deck. The dogs think it's fun....... idiots.

Oh, honey. My uncle didn't get one because they were "so in love".

She pretended to work (ran a business into the ground with his money), hired a nanny (with his money). Work and kids were "too exhausting" for her, etc. When we did renovations on his house last year I found 3 18 inch wide file folders, they were labeled DIVORCE PART B. I was so curious about part A. She went so far as to ask for specific kitchen utensils, which was hilarious as she has never cooked anything in her life. She got a lot of crap, none of which she paid for; and he had to pay alimony for 10 years (she also gets half his pension). When the last day of alimony came, his lawyer phoned him and said to be ready. Sure enough, the next month on alimony payday, the cops showed up at his work for failure to pay. Since he was ready, he had the papers in his pocket to show the cops it was over, they had a good laugh.

People are dumbasses when it comes to love. I also recommend a cohabitation agreement if you ever live with someone!

I have never had one! When I was younger, like 25 years ago, I started with mollies (sp?) who were constantly having babies, we gave them all away as we did not have enough tanks to care for them all. Then I had these weird, very large, goldfish. Unfortunately they got ick and didn't make it. I also had moors, who were like little puppies. They died of old age. Then an ex of mine kept a piranha at my house... little "Lucifer" was scared of the feeder fish and almost starved to death 🙄

I've had Lily 9 years this year and they are unsure how old she was. She is super grey on the face, pits, groin, so at the very least, probably 11-13. She is a total mommy's girl and her happiest day was when my one boy (my true love) passed and now she bosses the other around. I love her to bits though, she's such a sweet girl for being abused before. Took a long time for her to trust men.

They're such cool dogs, and so sweet, but there are very few breeders here (Canada). I love how excited my friend gets when they meet another Keeshond, there's always an array of pictures on Facebook like they met a celebrity lol