u/Drivos

This is literally true

Are you a troll? I hope your child takes after the mom. 

Fuck you dude for taking a fucking 5 minute break! You know that little guy has absolutely no one but you to rely on and you utterly let him down in ways that will be remembered in infamy! God himself will call upon the rapture to judge you, you sorry excuse of a father! Five minute break, sheesh…