u/ERICDABOSS

Bro that's gay

It isn't raining

Yeah, you like that you fucking retard?

Awaken, my Love!

Me and your Mama - Childish Gambino

Nexus 5X

Commander in Chief.

The end.

I pace and talk to myself while throwing a ball up in the air and catching it over and over again. For some reason I always feel better if I'm constantly occupied.

It was returned to the zoo unharmed and it has now died of old age.

Toothpick man.

Vanilla ice cream, olive oil, and salt.

My other favorite was the man who broke into a gas station to steal nothing but a single pickle. Weird stuff is putting it lightly.

Yup.

Someone set a giraffe free from the zoo during a crime spree inspired by a movie called "the purge".

I've always thought a hitman movie should be directed like a horror or thriller with 47 taking the place of some silent monster slowly stalking his prey. You would only see him occasionally in the background disguised or dashing past the camera. He makes a great monster because he is almost completely unrelatable, with no emotion or remorse.

Honestly even though it sounds terrible, if I were in that situation I would probably burn my house down and commit insurance fraud.

The Q&A on the Amazon page is amazing.

Op's mom.

Posted on AskReddit trying to find stories to tenderize my salty salami stick to.

This reads like a circlejerk post. We are becoming parodies of ourselves.

Just because I'm Republican doesn't mean I want to build the wall. Trump's Republican party is not the one I chose to affiliate myself with.

In an oven.

Give em up.