u/Execute-Order-66

I really hope this won't be a letdown.

Now I want to watch a Fargo-styled Star Wars

Damn, if only D&D spoke out against China before they could write season 8 of Game of Thrones

It's not a story the evangelicals would tell you

I never knew how much I needed the SCU until now

I don't think Americans look lively on a self proclaimed libertarian who revealed military secrets to our adversaries and sought refuge in one of the most authoritarian states in the world.

Is Palpatine the Senate? Of course it is!

It was supposed to be sarcasm aimed at those who criticize the might of the Empire

B-bu-but empire racist! They don't allow aliens to serve in the military! Empire evil!

I for one welcome our new robot overlords!

The issue is that China is so rich and interconnected with the global economy, that it would take a massive commitment to do so

That's why I left that option out... In a few years that might be a viable option, seeing as how the US is finally starting to wean off the Chinese market and look at other countries.

There's nothing the West can do. Stop trying to make it seem like we aren't doing anything only because we can't profit from it. We can't do anything because it would only mean one thing: military intervention.

Do you want to fight a war over a city against an army of over 2 million? No, you don't. It may sound cynical but this was bound to happen to Hong Kong sooner or later, we all knew that the two-systems wouldn't last forever.

If any good comes out of this, it's that China's neighbors will finally see China for what they really are and will work to stop further Chinese aggression in the Asia-Pacific.

Take a seat, young AeronPeryton.

Just be glad she didn't look like this

Only the incel, master of all seven franchises, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

Giggles in Russian oblasts

You underestimate my economic power!

That train scene nearly had me in tears!

To be fair, only one person in the primary so far has had actual legislative experience-- Chris Bell

You let it out, honey. Put it in the book

He wreckt the soviet union

Poor guy didn't mean to do it lol

A Martian fart apparently

I know this was a line in the movie, but damn that hurt

The Grin? What's the Grin?

That man always looks like he hates his life