What the fuck I misread this holy shit I hate English as a second language I thought bro was a pedo

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jul/28/man-allotment-gardening-tools-arrest-armed-police-manchester

Man carrying home his gardening tools arrested by armed police in Manchester

ONLY IF YOU BUY THEM IF YOU PUT IT BACK YOU'RE A NASTY BITCH

Why is mine suddenly lowest? I feel scammed lmao. Should I contact reddit about this or something cause I was able to chat and do everything and now I suddenly can't?

That's enough internet for the day

6 or do you cream

Hot? Are you fucking insane?

Horny brain took me to this subreddit than I watched this and instantly realised if they squirt on the ground that poor fucking janitor and that next person going into the changing room

Thank you for doing valuable research.

Ok who fucked up your day? Or are you just always a soft cock

Not gonna lie thought I was in r/trashyboners but nope

R.K.O OUTTA NO WHERE

Uuhhh сука блять rush b?

r/absolutelynotmeirl

This slut should be whipped to death it'll take years but that's what she deserves

I mean I don't think people do I just personally don't wanna play a game where I get insulted every game it kinda kills my mood to play it like I just wanna have fun but then I get insulted like I don't care about people insulting me but jesus fuck tone it down a little

What's this man tryna do kill his ferrets? GET THEM FUCKING MEAT

Holy shit never thought of that

Stupid question but what's swampaletics?

Die

OH GOD

NO WHY HE PASSED AWAY PEPEHANDS

People aren't that stupid and it's scummy

Fuck dude me and some discord person talked about that and I'm literally crying right now like I'm depressed so much I can't remember to the last time I was happy

I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a whole day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.

I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.

As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.

I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.

I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black.