u/FHNmo

The Jerk on my dick And also... It’s a Beautiful Life on my dick

If I had gold, I’d give it all to you!

Please turn in your man card. Your dude and bro privileges are hereby revoked.

I’m more impressed with those pokies.

Eating okra.

Adorable 😍

On my phone

Haha, good point

I doubt that dude has even seen his own dick in decades, how are we supposed to believe he’s been up close and personal with lady parts?

Adorable 😍

Adorable 😍

Happy cake day

Did she tell you if he was really good at eating pussy?

Adorable 😍

Adorable 😍

Keith Richards

I read stories to kindergarteners

Adorable 😍

Adorable 😍

We’ll take my upvote to make up for it...

Adorable 😍

She looks like she’s doing a good enough job without my help...

I heard he was a tall drink of water...

That may be the funniest response I’ve seen all day! If I had gold, I’d throw it your way. Take my upvote!

McWeinie with Cheese