u/FatToni

Yes i have a new date. My coworker’s wife just had a baby so i have to wait for him to get back. I developed a cough after which would have been painful and possibly also destructive to my stitches. For sure the correct decision!

I was supposed to have my surgery Jan, but caught the flu the week before. My surgeon thought we could do the surgery, even marked me up the day before, but that morning I had thrown up my tamiflu, and had been up almost all night worried, and they decided to give me a bag of fluid then send me home. I was really relieved.

The seams! Outrageous!

I thought you were going to say you massively and extendedly queefed during yoga but I guess different people have different nightmares.

Did you take Benadryl?

We had a little campout in my parents back yard about 26 years ago. We used my dad’s smoker to have a fire and it was a lovely time. My friend thought it had soot on the outside and used her big 90 platform shoe to write "I LOVE BRIAN” on the outside. OF course it wasn’t soot, it was her shoe melting, so for all eternity my dad’s fucking smoker has said “I LOVE BRIAN” and he can’t stop giving me shit. I bought him not only a new smoker but a new god damn top notch Weber, and he still fucking bitches about the smoker. Didn’t even wreck it, and he totally loved Brian too.

Or carts.

Amazing work. Not to detract from everything else you have, but you have a perfect belly button!

My nanny also nannies for a friend of ours, I’ll call him SkinnyDad. His kids are uberpicky, it’s very irritating, and she said “SkinnyDad must be the same way because he’s just one of those naturally skinny guys.” I literally yelled “OH FUCK DUDE!” and went to my friends facebook page to show her how NOT skinny SkinnyDad was a few years ago. She about fell over.

You are awesome! This was a really good decision, and you’re going to love losing weight!

Can the panda still have a Gin and Tonic after a hard week of work? Asking for my panda friend...

I take a yoga class and at the begining we she asks us to "set a goal for our practice”. Every time my goal is “Don’t fart.”

I’m the same, 5’9” 32J. I am worried that people won’t even recognize me after the reduction because the thing they remember is the breasts. Like Jennifer Grey after the nose job, you know?

Your scars look GREAT. Did you use a cream or silicon pad on them?

I expect to be horrified before doing it. I’ve not been a c cup since I was 10 years old, which will be 32 years ago when I have this surgery. I had my babies, breast fed or was pregnant for 6 years, and now I’m going to enjoy more modern surgical magic and have some nice small breasts.

It’s possible, but not if it’s a trigger food for you. Skip it. I don’t drink any calories except my gin and diet tonic, and it’s maybe one every three days.

I’ve been drinking a gin with diet tonic. I don’t like dessert, and this is a great little treat for me at the end of the day, usually 60 calories.

While your body has shrunk, your fashion sense has only grown. Congratulations on both achievements!

I don’t think any amount of surgery will make someone even 25 look like a 15 year old. Youth is a unique time. I’d ask for clarification, because perky may mean something specific to a surgeon that is not what it means to you. Just give her a call.

600g per side is absolutely going to get you down to a b-c. I am a 32J, and my surgeon recommended I go down 450 per side to get me to a C. 600 grams is a very large silicon breast implant size, so don’t fret about that.

and steamy.

My only significant weight loss not related to pregnancy was in my early 20s, and i lost 15-20 lbs by eating 40 grams of fiber a day. The thing about that much fiber is you are full. FULL. ALL. THE. TIME. And a high fiber food is good for you. For sure. My food choices were always what has the most fiber instead of anything else. It worked so well for me.

You do you.

My doctor just called me and asked what my time frame was and I almost had a panic attack and hung up the phone. It’s a major surgery, we are just in being scared!

I am terrified of anesthesia as well. Not that I’m afraid I will die, but more like a big case of FOMO. I ask my surgery staff ahead of time to tell me all about it, anything I said, what happened during surgery, ect, and that really helps. I completely understand the fears!