u/Fidel89
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I’m not obsessed… what you meeeeeaaaannnn 👉👈🥺 (v.redd.it) [Meme ]
Fidel89
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I gotchu bro
Hello - your fellow Sea Fox merchant here.
Have you ever wanted a clan mech that wouldn’t break the bank? How about a strong assault that can engage at all ranges? Do you want a mech that look like the best of Inner Sphere mechs had a mysterious love child?
Well potential customer - there is only one mech that all of that - The Regent. 90 tons of pure clan technology - the Regent features bog standard clan weapons and a STANDARD ENGINE - keeping costs as low as possible for an assault mech. Why would you buy some petty Inner Sphere trash for 12m when you can legit buy The Regent *for the same amount*. For extended ranges, The Regent is armed with 3 ER Large Lasers - which can be fire at heat neutral on the move! For closer engagements, stop fireing one ER Large Laser and replace it with a giga-chad LBX-20, 2 medium pulse lasers and a Streak SRM-4; an absolutely disgusting amount of firepower. This mech is known to be able to pump out damage from 800 meters to the closest of engagements. Of course, I would be remiss in again mentioning that these weapons are all bog standard parts (including the weapons) - nothing experimental or too niche so that The Regent is every easy to repair and find parts for.
Speaking of finding parts, did we mention it is an omnimech as well? Sure it adds a couple thousand to the C-Bill cost, but now you have a mech that can hot swap its parts readily and with great availability. Need a mech that can dish out 45-60 pinpoint damage at 1000 meters - swap to a Regent A with 3x ER PPC’s that have capacitors (and a Targeting computer!). What about a more efficient and brutal variant of the Prime - Regent B with its dual ER PPC’s and UAC-20. But wait - you want to embrace monke and sweat at the mere presence of more than three weapon systems - how about The Regent C with a HAG40 and an Improved Heavy Gauss. Love the Mauler but hate its inferior Inner Shere weapon design - why not take a Regent D, literally a clan Mauler without the inconvenience of awful Inner Sphere tech.
Did I mention it’s looks? Sir, or mam, I want you to close your eyes and think about some of the most iconic, sexiest, inner sphere designs. Did you think of an Awesome, Thunderbolt, or Hunchback? Good - because anything else looks like garbage. Now take all three of those mechs, have them make sweet sweet ménage a trois, and have them produce a love child - and boom, you get the Regent. With its iconic Hunchback shoulder mounted boom cannon, to its Awesome like chest and legs, and Thunderbolt arms - it legitimately looks like the best of every Inner Sphere design
So to recap dear customer - why buy The Regent? Well - do you want a mech that is: Efficient ✅, amazing weapon range brackets ✅, well armoured ✅, affordable cost in C-Bills and BV ✅, looks absolutely amazing ✅, parts and chassis available literally everywhere ✅.
The Regent - why settle for mediocrity when you can ride around like a king!
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Meanwhile… me not seeing a problem with this like a distinguished gentledaemon
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This is giving me serious MW2 vibes and I’m all for it…. Ahhhh the late 1900’s
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Seems like enough (this is the battletech kickstarter - there other one already completed lol)
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Edit: omg I read what happaned and thought this was a joke. Immediate jail - no trial needed. Context - someone licked their hand excessively with a lot of saliva then picked up OP’s dice and rolled them
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it’s the regent
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Yup
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Would you settle for a museum scale marauder II hehehe
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Just get the plastic!
The prime is in the Gray Death Legion box, and the Regent A is in the core box!
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I am a man of singular will and focus
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It’s from the lorescape trailer - you isolate the model and then upload it to basically hologram out!
heavily recommend checking the trailer out and the kickstarter!
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It’s legit a hologram for the booth. Basically it’s a rod that spins very fast and projects an image that looks 3D
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Hello - from NJ ❤️
As others said - it is HEAVILY dependent on the township you have applied to. I have seen people get them within 4 weeks, I have seen people get them with 4 months. It is absolutely insane the difference of timing - but yeah the best you can do is wait sadly.
I have heard of places like Westfield waiting 3 weeks, and Newark waiting 8 months.
Sorry they probably wasn’t the answer you wanted 🥺
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Please tldr the breakdown - it looks like trajann arms, body, and head but I can’t place the legs or cape
Belt is from allarus?
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Holy shit that art style switch…
Did you kiss the brick before you threw it at my face
But are your jimmies rustled 🤔
https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarlI7RiZ3wX3fwI