u/Former495

5,402 post karma · 34.0k comment karma · joined Apr 2019

1. 133points
   

   "A machine will never play like a human, it has no soul" umm yeah no watch this motherfucker (old.reddit.com) [Cursed Notation]

   submitted 14d ago by u/Former495 to r/threateningnotation

   5 comments · source

2. 54points
   

   Our mix-cutting twang – their ice-picky sterility (i.redd.it) [Something actually funny for a change]

   submitted Sep 2026 by u/Former495 to r/guitarcirclejerk

   10 comments · source

3. 52points
   

   Our mix-cutting twang – their ice-picky sterility (i.redd.it)

   submitted Sep 2026 by u/Former495 to r/GuitarMemes

   0 comments · source

4. 44points
   

   You know the song is gonna be a banger when the pianisto prepares not one, as usual, but two bottles for cum (i.redd.it)

   submitted Sep 2026 by u/Former495 to r/classical_circlejerk

   2 comments · source

5. 345points
   

   Get in the damn excavator, orange (v.redd.it) [Evil]

   submitted Aug 2026 by u/Former495 to r/reverseanimalrescue

   10 comments · source

6. 16points
   

   Who did it better??? (old.reddit.com) [Something actually funny for a change]

   submitted Aug 2026 by u/Former495 to r/guitarcirclejerk

   9 comments · source

7. 62points
   

   Muts-cumber (i.redd.it) [Comedy :kokoroFlip:]

   submitted Jul 2026 by u/Former495 to r/BanGDream

   5 comments · source

8. 566points
   

   CE x Hospitality be like: "Thank you, my little tribal friends. We will come again some day. Here, take these 2500 SABOT rounds of .454 Casull. Have fun!" (i.redd.it)

   submitted Mar 2026 by u/Former495 to r/SpaceCannibalism

   14 comments · source

9. 609points
   

   No one called him Rick until he relic his face. Everyone called him Dick. (i.redd.it) [Something actually funny for a change]

   submitted Feb 2026 by u/Former495 to r/guitarcirclejerk

   20 comments · source

10. 300points

    Take a seat, would you? (i.redd.it) [#ColonistLife] [nsfw]

    submitted Feb 2026 by u/Former495 to r/RimWorld

    30 comments · source

11. 82points

    If traders bring 2 alpacas for each mod I have, they would bring 132 alpacas. But there are only 116. I hate taxes. (i.redd.it) [PC Help/Bug (Mod)]

    submitted Jan 2026 by u/Former495 to r/RimWorld

    9 comments · source

12. 151points
    

    Leva: What is it, Lenna? Do you have back pain? Should I ask Persica to make you a better frame? Something similar to mine~ Lenna: Leeevaaa-neeee! (old.reddit.com) [T-Post]

    submitted Jan 2026 by u/Former495 to r/GirlsFrontline2

    5 comments · source

13. 557points
    

    Reality is often satisfactory (i.redd.it)

    submitted Jan 2026 by u/Former495 to r/SpaceCannibalism

    7 comments · source

14. 1,001points
    

    Me doing woodworking so ☠️ can have the best legs (i.redd.it)

    submitted Dec 2025 by u/Former495 to r/SpaceCannibalism

    5 comments · source

15. 759points

    250+ pawns were harmed in the creation of this meme. It was fun. (i.redd.it)

    submitted Dec 2025 by u/Former495 to r/SpaceCannibalism

    51 comments · source

16. 927points
    

    No, I can't leave muffalo 4 outside. She's my guide animal. She can smell and warn me when I'm low on yayo. (i.redd.it)

    submitted Nov 2025 by u/Former495 to r/SpaceCannibalism

    22 comments · source

17. 81points
    

    "on the stripped guitar. straight up "jorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My guitar" - artist unknown, circa 5150 BC (i.redd.it) [Actual Cum Face]

    submitted Oct 2025 by u/Former495 to r/guitarcirclejerk

    3 comments · source

18. 466points
    

    Changed strings for the first time (put some 18-105 because I METAL) and now it's like this. Did I do something wrong? (i.redd.it) [Guitar Sex Chat]

    submitted Oct 2025 by u/Former495 to r/guitarcirclejerk

    85 comments · source

19. 79points
    

    Legit in the streets? Fucking in the sheets (old.reddit.com) [Is this legit?]

    submitted Aug 2025 by u/Former495 to r/guitarcirclejerk

    13 comments · source

20. 11points
    

    Thank god the guy wasn't playing christian metal (i.redd.it) [Actual NSFW]

    submitted Jul 2025 by u/Former495 to r/guitarcirclejerk

    5 comments · source

21. 718points
    

    Did you know that Ibanez made a signature guitar for Jimi Page? It's called F-Am/D (i.redd.it) [Something actually funny for a change]

    submitted Jun 2025 by u/Former495 to r/guitarcirclejerk

    36 comments · source

22. 141points

    I hope you guys don't mind if I ask (i.redd.it) [❓Question❓]

    submitted Jun 2025 by u/Former495 to r/Ibanez

    9 comments · source

23. 174points
    

    Shouldn't have plugged the cheesecaster to ProCo Rat. Can it be fixed? (old.reddit.com) [Extremely Low Effort]

    submitted Apr 2025 by u/Former495 to r/guitarcirclejerk

    30 comments · source

24. 65points
    

    I can't stand those stupid classical era pianists or romantic era oboists - all tattooed like cheap whores. I'm glad there still are some chaste and pure, sinless and proper baroqeu ladies who play Vivaldi, don't vape and don't touch clavicembalo before marriage. (i.redd.it)

    submitted Mar 2025 by u/Former495 to r/classical_circlejerk

    7 comments · source

25. 84points
    

    Kinda not impressed. Maybe I did something wrong? (i.redd.it) [Something actually funny for a change]

    submitted Mar 2025 by u/Former495 to r/guitarcirclejerk

    26 comments · source