u/FreudianShart

In Soviet Russia...The Mother meets you.

Psychology - It's kind of like being in the medical field.

"Trace buster!"

(Pointing at something) "what...is... THIS? A center for ants?!?!!"

M.A.G.G.I.E.

Finally, a Cubs fan has something to cry about that isn't a bummer. Congrats to you and your family. Go Cubs, Go!

Those lights would suck for someone with Trypophobia crossing a street that you're stopped at.

Well done. Bravo. If ever we should meet in real life, I shall buy you a glass of fine scotch.

The sassy lady from the totally necessary Marshall road trip story arc.

I completely agree...Now if only they had more episodes to work with. Where could they have gotten more time and/or episodes to work with? We completely needed the Daphne story arc, right? Right?

What? You didn't think the Daphne arc was completely necessary to the narrative?

"C'mon kids! you know the words! I said a Bang, bang, bangity bang...No time for tears, you two run interference while I steal the blue french horn."

You should have motioned for a high five and then right before contact, pull it and sucker punch them in the gut. When they ask why, just give some rationalization about how that's what real life is like.

She had to go to the Sky Carrier to be with Captain America

That was good. Best laugh of the night.

Was anyone reminded of the ending to south park's "Woodland Critter Christmas", where Kyle just randomly dies at the end? Yeah.

Should I say it? I'll say it. Daphne and the road trip from hell had more on air time than Ted and Tracy.

I'm grateful to the writers, cast, and crew of a show that I have enjoyed watching, and at times have had a love/hate relationship with, however, It felt like Tracy played a set up role for Ted. Kind of a bummer, but hey, them's the breaks.

I still wish we would've seen the Mother's Doppleganger or some adventures with the gang, but we got a lot of laughs. Let's all follow Ted's fine example and appreciate the good times while we move forward.

At least we've still got 2 broke girls.

I need a drink.

And kids...I can continue the story. Would you like to hear more about the story about how your mother and I fell in love? Do you want to know more about this perfectly imperfect young woman, who restored my passion for living? Do you want to hear about the time Me, Your Mother, and the gang ran into her dopplegagner? Do you want to know the truth about the pineapple? I will tell you all these stories, during random episodes of "Two Broke Girls".

Ted is the Chicago Cubs of love.

Who needs Olympic rings when you can have a Hidden Mickey Mouse wearing an earring with an asterisk?

I always thought Leno should have done Top Gear USA instead of what was basically an early tonight show. He would have fit right in as a legit car guy and the show would have kept on TV while being different enough from the tonight show format so as not to poach viewership. But what do I know?

With the timeline restored, the gang meets at mclarens, start a game of poker and Ted deals and says "so, five card stud, nothing wild...and the sky's the limit."

Then the doppelgängers come in and start a gang fight. Cue theme song

This is a legit concern

Hallo Rachel bilson