u/FriendlyReflection35

“What do you mean the ground hun-“

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Billgor

One hides himself, one hangs himself and the last one pisses himself.

Intended use of the human pattern seeking brain

Your soul is full of love

If i ever get married, i hope to love my spouse as much as the professor does.

No time to thirst over mina goddammit!!! Our yellow walker is under attack!!!

Litrpgs are plague upon fiction in general.

Why bother trying to find a clever way to integrate the characters discovering their skill and powers when you can just use the omniscient blue box?

Why bother coming up with an interesting and unique power for you mc when the omniscient blue box can just hand them their shadow/demonic/whatever power directly ?

Why bother with trying to have type a abilities be countered by type b abilities and create an interesting battle dynamic when the omniscient blue box can just assign people an arbitrary number (level) and declare that the highest always wins? (Except for when it’s the mc, he alone can beat someone 20 levels higher)

ALL HAIL THE OMNISCIENT BLUE BOX!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVM1rYnBTi1ROQUDfV

Not moseph and krilliam in the cuck corner.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JnX6R9j57M3qHGjAEV

When they didn’t use ripjaws in the episode that takes place UNDER FUCKING WATER!!!!

Damn

436,876 attempts over two years ?????

That’s almost 600 attempts per day.

Dear devil, what a horrible little freak!

Goomba fallacy

You just had to make it sexual by adding the word detective smh

Role-swap in all its forms: villain to hero and hero to villain, swap backstories, swap species. Always gets me exited.

For a second i forgot chasers exist, misunderstood this post and thought that he was trying to steal your penis.

The world in my head is a lot funnier.

“I do not wish to be recorded. Be gone.”

MAIRUMA MENTIONED!!!!

Your girlfriend can write on mirrors from hundreds of miles away ? Would her name, perchance, happen to be Mary ?

“Get me the fuck outta here!”

Hey! I recognize that account!

Sandy loam, who is she ? And why can’t i reach her ?