u/FriendzonePhill

Evergreen reminder: A trade isn’t veto-worthy just because it’s a bad trade.

I’ve used “The Dumba55’s” for years

Because ESPN doesn’t care about fantasy hockey enough to give serious rankings. There are players who currently aren’t rostered (Tarasenko) or are retired (Kopitar) who have higher projections than guys who will play meaningful minutes this year.

Snuggerud

Destiny

Stankonia

Wasn’t a free agent.

Not a haiku. One too many syllables.

Where are you seeing Chicago doesn’t own their own 2028 first? PuckPedia shows they still have it.

Colin Mochrie from Whose Line.

Fuck Black Bear Sports. All my homies hate Black Bear Sports.

There’s a chest in the room with Omeluum. Turn left instead of right and enjoy the reward!

Quinn Hughes needs to sit for a game. He hasn’t looked good defensively since the Olympic break. The point production is still there, but he’s losing positioning battles and footraces that he used to win.

Banned now, and probably for the best

Van Morrison - Moondance

Boston - Boston

Nas - Illmatic

Dayseeker - Dark Sun

I feel like he’s more J.D. Vance.

Trump is fecal Midas. Everything he touches turns to shit.

Is there an issue with NBC’s replay equipment? Feels like they only showed replays of the goal with nothing else between the whistles. Long delay after the Turnbull penalty and we never got a second look. Something seems off with the production today.

JD Vance’s favorite sub

When he tells his dead dad to suck it.

Notches

They got it from a Facebook AI slop article (https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1C55mHm9TT/?mibextid=wwXIfr). There’s been a bunch of those going around lately. According to this same page:

• Brock Faber bought an Xcel Energy center employee a truck after she stitched up his torn practice jersey
• The Wild sang the national anthem for the X crowd AFTER the game on Saturday (which is particularly odd since they were, you know, on the road and it’s not the X anymore…)
• The employee who performed as Nordy recently died
• John Hynes resigned last week

It’s all scammy articles to third-party sites. Call out the BS like this when you see it.

Vitta Pizza in Duluth

Tarasenko has negative trade value right now. He won’t get moved. Nobody wants him.

Rossi for Raty, Silovs, and 15 overall? Rutherford saved Guerin from himself…