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I have to imagine they’re getting paid per game or some kind of bonus set up, so they want it to go to game 7. The more likely reason is they’re just really shitty at their jobs, though.

You have to change it to “New Missionary” first for a few months, then announce you’re changing it back and calling it “Classic”.

But what if they’re storing the candy in a van?

Double dick guy

It really tied the room together, too.

Same with that weird mound cam where they had an ant looking up at the pitcher. Couldn’t stand that view.

Joseph, OR.

Absolutely more impressive! “Man races against entropy and tracks down thousands of aging, fragile pieces of paper” versus “man stubbornly refuses to take advantage of employer’s generous PTO/sick time policy”. It’s not even close. /s

Ref: “the charges cancel each other out. Replay second down.”

“Is somebody throwing it?”

Our Stadium Sauce isn’t cheap.

Defund paw patrol is my favorite bumper sticker.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

And my axe

Only if she’s 5’3”

Directly across the river from the spot is OMSI, isn’t it?

The site is too small. Overlay any existing stadium and there’s enough room to build one if you have exactly zero parking spots. I want MLB in PDX so bad and that spot on the water would be incredible, but I really can’t see how they could make it work.

I feel like anyone who is currently in a monogamous relationship couldn’t be “safe”. Also wouldn’t feel safe knowing how utterly and completely Liz would destroy me when she found out.

That means she has a taste for violence already. Enterprise is doomed.

As a Brewers fan, we’re doing our part!

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

Insert “that damn smile” meme here.

Sounds like you are really getting what it pay for in free therapy. Not a dig on you, just incredible that they aren’t able to identify a relationship in your life that is bringing you absolutely no benefit.

Those are rookie numbers of tabs open, but yes absolutely normal.

Same here, but I guess I am pretty drunk…