u/FunerealCrape

I'm just waiting for them to build the Nauvoo so we can hijack it

Charles Entertainment Kirk, welcome back.

After screen-based entertainment dies we'll have to amuse ourselves with musical farts

Can the public purse really bear the cost of a bloated, inefficient, universal dome for the nation? Surely, by leveraging individual enterprise, public-private partnerships and the limitless synergy of AI, individual iron domes could be more profitably provisioned for all who want them!

Oblivion NPC

family is a whole category but no article for himself

A son... who failed?

I've got two cows. Please, send help!

You lose some of the chemicals if you cook your water

LGBT? We must keep pace with the times, and expand the acronym: "...Quickly, Intensively, Absolutely!"

Gushing over the opportunity to choose between flavours of boot polish

Pete, I want you to look something up for me. Or maybe ask Lil' Marco, it might be something he's doing something about. This "Global Defense Initiative," what're we paying, and how much is everyone else paying?

families left in limbo

The poor writer's confused. That's where demon families are from!

He would direct Hegseth to begin constructing Mammoth Tanks

The interviewer went to a private high school whose current annual fees are around $50,000 AUD. He hasn't had the reasoning beaten out of him, he was trained to be an arrogant, supercilious stooge of his class.

Anyway, have I told you about my home security as a service startup, Gr0nd? I had the idea after Luckey came up with the Bombadil bunker buster.

Blessings of the Mouse to you, this Mickeymas Eve.

Uparmored rascal scooters will be the technicals of choice for the Mobile Infantry

Why, the american people will be as a mighty storm front, regardless of creed, chronic illness, psychological debility, impaired bodily function, or shortage of limbs. What could be more american than to make a great storm of the people, to secure the existence of that people, and its future?

What a fetching pair of stockings for a charming young lad. I can see his ribboned sailor hat and comically large lolly pop in my mind's eye.

Saw a report estimating that was the speed of the mudslide

I'm just saying, somewhere in Hell, there has to be an river of ice and rock that flows eternally at 50 m/s

It from before-fore, when Ape strong

First, you have to convince MBS and friends that having nigh-infinite money doesn't actually make you God.

His Epicness the Doge will surely find the coin to rebuild the legions

videos of American POWs reading scripted speeches

God willing