u/FutureComplaint

Yeah, it’s a sorcery with an additional bonus. It’s not an instant with an additional bonus.

The instant part matters.

Nah.

Wanna take a holiday there?

Pineapple and ham pizza without people judging you?!

but she ain’t messing no broke… feller.

We did not.

Its unlawful because my fee-fees are hurt :(

17 years old, what a time capsule youtube is becoming!

Because the joke was enjoyable?

confused reservist noises

Realistically, we’d set up the equipment about once a quarter.

You’ll spend a lot of time driving on Ft hood.

Counter argument:

Have you considered the drip value of shroomite?

We might be planning a DOGE shutdown of where we store the wafers.

Hot, sunny, with a chance of drones.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrxoaVPiq0cG4

Ah, like shittymorph, but with more poems and less facts about how in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

Who/what is a schnoodle?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBYeMohXoVUJBtlfFD

I don’t know where OP is, but they are completely fine.

2 mana, blue, Is Bolt, ect.

The implications

White, white, requires a black commander + 4 life, 2 mana sorcery that doesn’t hit merfolk, ect.

You can only have 1 fatal push, bolt snap bolt still gets people.

To turn magic into uno!

Fuck, and I mean this nicely, you.

grabs walker and shuffles away

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