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I'm 2 for 4 on these bastards
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Yeah I have a g17 kit and I can't get the bastards to rack period. It's killing me inside ngl
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If you had them in sub compacts like 43 or 42 I would absolutely buy both
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No, thin is so overrated. Women having a little belly is beyond sexy.
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Swiped "like" every day for a brief while. It seemed like because I wasn't some tall rich fella I really only attracted big face only picture girls. Yikes. These apps are trash.
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Jeez... Who hurt you?
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Women all want tall men. Men all want skinny women. It's pretty simple.
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Dated a nurse for 7 years on and off. The only way to make it worth the bullshit cheating was to double cheat more with chicks who looked better than she did so she would just have meltdowns and turn to drugs. Fun times.
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Hollywood today: "you're interested in playing a male superhero?" STEROID MANDATION
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Weren't all of them, like murdered?
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I'll take unsurprised for 1000. She looked normal on the outside but was fake on the inside. How her outside matches her inside and she's hanging out with bbldrizzy.
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As a man, you just need to be patient and you'll find someone who treats you a certain way you will glow and feel just as confident and beautiful as the women you are comparing yourself to. I hope I'm not banned for this comment. But you will find the one. Everyone has a perfect someone. Just keep your mind open
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More Mr eeseeks!
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Because it's a distraction from our reality of existence on a rock in space for no purpose.
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I'm Mr meeseeks!
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Show them the subreddit. Or record the morning chanting and show them that.
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I am gonna make a wild guess that this happened to someone your friend was interacting with in a life group through church. If so. People are nuts and don't understand that you can just go out for coffee/food and it doesn't signify a date or anything other than getting to know someone socially. I think society has backslid into this crazy stratosphere where nobody understands how social interactions works. People are no longer cognizant of the workings of socialization. Crazy crazy work
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This
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Who wants to bet it was meta
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Congratulations my dear boss teen pregnant wife. You've birthing the anti Christ. Only 50 more grooling months until the allotted 66 months required to spawn the next mayer of new York
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You listen to a life going from bad to good. Instead of the opposite
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It's a camera
Happened to me and Bambu did nothing.