u/Gnarbuttah

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I'm from Buenos Aires and I say Kill em all!

It's almost like the police are worthless

all of them

There's also the part with the attempted date rape.

I think they sort of smell vaguely like blue cheese

As a first responder, good, they're fucking usless in most emergencies, they just give them 2 rounds of narcan and wonder why it doesn't fix the stroke.

We're Rich!

https://gfycat.com/ediblecreamyghostshrimp-buldge

You! Yes, you behind the bike stands Stand still, laddy

I trust them to lie and look after their own interests, to the detriment of the public

What would you say is the easiest way to get a weapon away from a Grammaton cleric?

You laugh but as a spearfisherman all I can think is how many wahoo, mahi and triple tails are hanging around that mat.

It's the dwarves who go swimming with little hairy women.

I don't want a pickle Just want to ride on my motorsickle

Yes, he should have immediately licked their boots and handed them his papers, like you would have done.

: I guess there were (thankfully) consequences

Had to get a transfer down the street?

how much you wanna bet Noel likes to say the N-word?

Is this "Jerry Garcia" in the room with you now?

How about his partner who didn't do shit?

Normalize letting us "fear for our lives", it's a fucking legitimate fear and we should all have the right to self defense.

Always out earning the hate.

As a white guy in the south who works in an industry (public safety/firefighting) which is inexplicably full of right wing people (seeing as it's a socialist institution) and who often works directly with the police, it's crazy how quick they are to say some horrible shit because they assume I'm "on their side".

I'm just having fun with it these days, acting like I don't understand and making them explain their racist jokes or comments. They start with the whole 13/52% thing and I make them qualify it, "so what you're saying is that black people are just criminal by nature, right?". I let them dig their hole nice and deep then stop playing dumb and let them know I'm a leftist; they try to walk it back and say they only have a problem with "antifa" I'll tell them that I am "antifa" and ask them to explain in detail why being anti-fascist is a bad thing.

My shift is full of conservative leaning and at least one full on alt-right person. I don't go out on a limb to proselytize my political beliefs to them but they all have learned that I'm going to immediately challenge them on their bullshit and call them racists to their face if they make me.

Same agenda for every meeting, just white out the date.

Put water on the fire until there's no more fire.