u/GooberNeefnus

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GooberNeefnus

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Im only here because Stumblupon quit being a thing. Reddit is a hivemind deathcult.

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Multiple times a week? And this is the best you came up with? Get outside and explore things that arent fast food.

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Sonic Double Cheeseburger with light mayo and extra mustard. dunno why, but it always hits.

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Legendary gunmaker. Winchester rules.

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If its possible, they switched to cheaper ingredients. Everything has, even my guilty pleasure foods like this have gotten inedible.

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Its the only food i cannot stand. For whatever reason it tastes like rot to me.

Im sorry.

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This one

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Even that doesnt ruin this movie for me. It is a 10/10 film. great casting!

If folks take satire for inspiration? just an easier way to not pay attention to anything they try to say.

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He hasnt done a great movie in a long time. It feels like hes been phoning it in.

He also seems phony to me. To look at him like hes some kind of badass, made sense in the Scorsese days. But now? He's awfully boring in the films ive cared enough to watch on name recognition.

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its a bot, or paid for account, dont worry buddy

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Stew or Curries.

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That burger looks awesome! Im so hungry right now i would eat 2!

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I called The Ceedee TD to my neighbors! Finally a game to have fun watching, was it the best? no. Did we beat Philly? of fuck yeah! It was a fun night. And i feel so much joy especially because its Philly, i dont care they didnt bring their best. I dont care that they are the walking dead at this point because of injury. I dont care about thinking about next week. We beat Philly in their house, and to me? To me that is just fine and dandy don meredith fuckin Hallelujah Amen!

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I dont see anything wrong.

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yeah thats pretty great. I love that there is a real rivalry. Like the Green Bay and Detroit game. Its not just a bland matchup that only sicko gambling can make fun. Dallas vs Philly, is actually fun to watch.

Glad the Cowboys beat the breaks off that awful excuse for a team. I hope they keep Sirriani for life man. Hes the best coach since Rich Kotite , i could ask for for Philly.

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If he has something more important or pressing to do? I wouldnt worry about the woman or the girl. They can figure shit out if Dad cant be polite. Women dont need help opening doors. Its the love and respect that they deserve and earn for us guys to do the very least we can do. And dont sit and wait for a thank you, not needed.

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Can we be happy for once yet? at least until tomorrow?

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Were you a part of this masterpiece? Scene 27 should be put in any film school or comedy writing class. IT is perfect with the timing, the satire, the pure ludicrous spectacle. My favorite part is when it goes competely over the top, and rapists are just crawling in like rats, with their dicks out, just ready and WILLING to be shot off. Each dick shot, is perfect. Its the funniest idea for a scene, but they actually did it. It wouldnt be so great, if A LOT of people spent a LOT of time crafting fake dicks, and just the perfect squibs. It goes from ridiculous to GONZO when Robocop puts the Auto-9 into full burst mode for the first time and makes penis fireworks. ....Sublime. I would love to see Verhoeven's response, i bet he laughed so hard that it was hard to breathe.

When i dated, back in the early 2000's this would have been first date material. Unfortunately all i had was GG Allin's "Hated" and Naked Lunch....Robocop is a national treasure, and the remake of this scene is perfect.

Oh yeah, Robocop 2 is a good movie, i wanted to make sure i stressed that as well. Robocop 2 is almost equal to the first film. Almost better, had they really hit on the high points of the script. It is such a dark futurist look on what could honestly be happening now. Robocop 2 could have been the best sequel ever made. It just flew to close to the sun.

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Im doomed, i know it. When people say they have seen a scary movie. I know im gonna probably die of a heart attack. Im not well, i will never be well. I cant afford to fix. Im dead soon. I just had one, i fell asleep watching a football game. and my heart cant take this anymore. Im not kidding hen i say its scary guys, its fucking insane, it doesnt seem lreal until it is.

I cant afford anything. im scary, i would never hurt anyone. But my dreams are becoming unmanageable. My dreams are so fucking scary. You know its not real. But the last one was a dog going crazy. Have you ever heard a dog gnash it teeth and want to kill you. These dreams are primal fear, i want to be gone. My life isnt worth having with these dreams.

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Mid Nineties. Was a guy running full speed into a horses ass.

Never saw it again.

EDIT: NEvermind i found it after 30 years. https://www.facebook.com/petuniversee/videos/man-putting-his-head-inside-a-horses-ass-/686555155133673/

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This is the funniest thing maybe ever recorded. I almost choked to death when it first came out.

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This is a little excessive. This is something id expect from small children, not grown ass men. This isnt fun, its clown ass. To say it isn't blatant taunting is disingenuous, and this kind of shit should be called every time.

To just give a first down motion after getting a 1st down, fine. Hell even doing a bit of a hump dance after a sack, fine.

This is just cringeworthy and childish.

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yall are both FOXES! good for you guys!

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Because the family did not follow the rules, did not care, and forced it.