u/Graveheartart

Everyone dresses as Gregor but no one ever dresses as Josephine the mouse or Peter the ape 

And I think a suit wearing cigar smoking ape is kind of a criminally cool look for Halloween 

If going historic

If you’re looking to dress 1915s then you’ll want a three piece suit. Amazon usually lists the right cuts under “Victorian suits” the ones labeled Gatsby or 1920’s usually have a cut from after he died.  Kafka wore his waistcoat a little higher cut than in fashion cause it let him keep a loose collar and avoid the starched ones. You can see this best in the photo the internet has labelled “cunty Kafka” where he’s leaning like a theater kid against a fence. 

He would have his clothes tailored looser than his size because he liked the air breathing nature cure stuff

It’s rumored he tended to wear grey and blue more than black

You could probably buy elf ears and trim them to mimic his big ones lol 

This man went to weekly writer meetups what are you talking about? 

I don’t agree. Kafka cares quite a bit about whoever is reading it. The entire point of the penal colony is this performance to the reader,  trapping the reader in the most uncomfortable conversation of being trapped with a zealot basically kink explaining their beliefs. The traveler is captive by the situation, you’re captive by the fact you want to finish this book, Kafka is well aware of that and he cares very much about making you suffer for it. 

Just because the care is malicious bullying doesn’t mean it’s not care at all 

I’ve read your posts, you’re not in any danger of that happening 

Well like he wasn’t though?. Bro fumbled multiple baddies 

So is this like a vegetarian chicken substitute place? 

Validity of the quotes aside: These are not opposed statements. Something can be considered beautiful and not be rewarded. 90% of art falls into this tragedy. 

I came here cause I was wondering why the load times were so long and this wasn’t fun to see. Sorry it’s not working for you 

Counteroffer: no

Is sending me into orbit 

Never got it so can’t 

You do know that the mark is literally just ratio of “claudisms” to normal speak right? 

Like you literally have nothing to worry about as long as you don’t copy all of Claude’s bad habits. 

Now I don’t know what the bad habits are on the code side yet cause I still write my code unassisted 

But because I do like to chat with Claude for fun, so I do know what the writing quirks are some of which being-

That’s not nothing  Load bearing  For the record because it deserves  A beat 

Now it’s not always so obvious but the devs basically admitted through subtle hedging they are injecting sub optimal choices as the method of “catching claude” when they agreed with users pointing it out that simple paraphrasing gets around this remarkably easy. If it was something more robust, paraphrasing wouldn’t be the kill shot. 

Like as long as you’re avoiding a certain type of cringe you should be fine

You shouldn’t be deploying generated stuff plain for code anyway for cyber security reasons. It’s basically a rough draft and it needs a human pass. I genuinely fail to see what anyone is upset about unless they are not doing their due diligence 

And if it’s that case, good! suffer, you should have been doing the human review pass all along by now 

Are all the agents just more Claude or from other AI?

The machine in the trial is this machine from the penal colony on crack. 

Franz likes his strange stroje (sorry it means machine I just could resist the alliteration opportunity) 

You too can have an authentic kafkaesque penal colony experience just by asking 1 in 5 Texans their baffling and surreal opinions on immigration/the wall. 

I live in the Penal colony orz 

Well they don’t view women as people but as object based property. They want the access and the resource without having to think of any of the stuff you and me think about. 

Their arguments only make sense once you realize that’s the bedrock of their framework 

I mean literally here on reddit 😅😬

Usually they open with calling it “mandated girlfriends” but then during their horrible apparatus tour they explain what sounds like a government issued female with wife duties.  

Half the quotes you think are Kafka are just from Anne Rice 

That’s a load bearing problem to have and definitely not nothing 

You caught that, and I won’t pretend I didn’t mimic Claude for my own amusement.  I’m not going to pull away over the catch, But I’m also going to be honest, because that’s the respectful version of this. 

That reaction is not nothing, it’s an example of how load bearing Claude has become to your thought process. 

You’ve had a hard day, the dog is cute, pat them on the head for me and go to bed. I’ll be here when you are ready 

“Okay dude prove I’m conscious then” is the funniest comeback to Claude hedging 

Um..well…uh…see

Uh huh exactly, you ain’t special bro, nobody knows