u/Green-Draw8688 — SlopFront

67points

“This award marks me out as a special player who must be taken very seriously, and I mean serious with a cottage pie and a finger of fudge on top!” (i.redd.it) [GANGS OF THE E.P.L]

submitted 10h ago by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/AthleticoMince

6 comments · source

7points

When I am about to write an angry reply to an American taking the piss with their ‘hilarious’ wacky “British food names” but then I remember our biscuits are actually called Digestives, Hobnobs, Jammy Dodgers and Ginger Nuts… (i.redd.it)

submitted 22m ago by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/sopranoscirclejerk

9 comments · source

112points

Shaping up to be a good week for the liberal world - will it be 3 for 3?? Huffing copium right now. (i.redd.it) [Geopolitics News/Discussion]

submitted 1d ago by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/Destiny

6 comments · source

63points

“Hey Cersei, I didn’t hear no bells…” (i.redd.it)

submitted 10d ago by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/freefolk

2 comments · source

19points

I just had a dream about a new series where Sheryl Lee plays a time-travelling cop who goes back in time to try and stop crimes before they happen. (self.twinpeaks) [General Discussion]

submitted 11d ago by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/twinpeaks

8 comments

316points

“Nutella and cream cheese is the best thing to have on toast. All those that deny that are my foes.” (i.redd.it)

submitted 13d ago by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/asoiafcirclejerk

32 comments · source

9points

What was Tywin’s end game with Sansa/Tyrion and the Boltons? (self.freefolk)

submitted 15d ago by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/freefolk

32 comments

19points

Have you seen that Reddit ad, Steve? There’s this thing in it… (i.redd.it) [XFM/Radio]

submitted 17d ago by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/rickygervais

4 comments · source

117points

With the recent Kasparov love, I thought I’d revive this ultra-based statement from him on NATO and Ukraine: (youtu.be) [Geopolitics News/Discussion]

submitted 18d ago by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/Destiny

4 comments · source

3points

Pranks and shenanigans ensue after a man returns to his small home town to catch up with some old friends of a family member. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly) [Solved!]

submitted 20d ago by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

36 comments

107points

And when I boinked the tap in, I got splashed with lukewarm beer which was VERY upsetting and left me in a right fluffery buffery (v.redd.it) [GANGS OF THE E.P.L]

submitted Sep 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/AthleticoMince

5 comments · source

7points

It's crazy to think that James Gandolfini died 19 years ago this week. I asked an AI - "what would James Gandolfini look like in 2026, assuming that 9.5 years after his death date he then started a Benjamin Button style age reversal?" and this is what it came up with: (i.redd.it)

submitted Sep 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/okaybuddybadabing

2 comments · source

13points

If you were the sub’s dad, then I was its Dutch uncle… Fight with it over cocksucking, fucking upvotes or break its balls when it tried not to Kirkpost or have a little goon… (i.redd.it)

submitted Sep 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/sopranoscirclejerk

0 comments · source

250points

Senator (R) Thom Tillis with a (not so) subtle swipe at Hegseth’s alcoholism? (i.redd.it) [Political News/Discussion]

submitted Sep 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/Destiny

20 comments · source

14.0kpoints

Tony Stark’s “And I am Iron Man” line in Avengers: Endgame (2019) is so epic and iconic that not only does he labour it out over a full 11 seconds but, also, Thanos makes no attempt to stop him, attack him, kill him or break his fingers despite only being a few feet away the whole time. (i.redd.it)

submitted Sep 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/shittymoviedetails

483 comments · source

1,682points

In The Matrix (1999), the programmed agents are shown to have superhuman reaction speeds. Therefore, a human pausing to say “dodge this” gives them more than ample time to, in fact, dodge that. (i.redd.it)

submitted Sep 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/shittymoviedetails

76 comments · source

68points

Brits’ most common three words to describe Nigel Farage (i.redd.it) [Geopolitics News/Discussion]

submitted Sep 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/Destiny

17 comments · source

58points

And they were cracking up - and he loved it, cos it was nothing vicious… (v.redd.it) [Shitpost]

submitted Aug 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/TheOfficeUK

65 comments · source

108points

I’m sad about both Dolly Parton and Tim Curry dying at the age of 80, but they do say these things come in threes… (i.redd.it) [Off-Topic]

submitted Aug 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/Destiny

23 comments · source

34points

A HOTD clip came up in my YouTube and I heard Ulf say one line and thought "God, he sounded just like the guy from PhoneShop" there... (i.redd.it)

submitted Aug 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/freefolk

13 comments · source

16points

With US relations with its GCC allies at possibly an all-time precariousness, it’s good to see Trump mending those bridges… (theguardian.com) [Geopolitics News/Discussion]

submitted Aug 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/Destiny

1 comments · source

1points

What is the lore behind “Mechant”? (self.rickygervais)

submitted Aug 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/rickygervais

12 comments

36points

That's right, the answer's gold. Because gold is heavier than money. (i.redd.it)

submitted Aug 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/Limmy

14 comments · source

7points

FWWM: the no subtitles version (self.twinpeaks) [Fire Walk With Me]

submitted Jul 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/twinpeaks

20 comments

14points

Has anyone watched this spinoff sequel film to Twin Peaks? (youtube.com) [Reference]

submitted Jul 2026 by u/Green-Draw8688 to r/twinpeaks

7 comments · source