u/HamHockShortDock

Wonderful in coffee, also flan

You want people to know you are not a guest.

If your doctor and derm didn't swab this, go to urgent care or a walk in clinic.

Ask your psych what they think about SS. If they say it's okay have them speak with your doctor

Angy

I, your sweet baby brother, also stand in vigil.

Omg I say this all the time. Why does he throw it so hard, rofl

My besties parents are from Scotland and I remember his mum turning to me and saying with absolute disgust, "you know, we chose this country."

Right, he was just cool. Coming in and not expecting anything.

Elizavecca milky piggy water drop cream and mineral oil and CreaVe baby ointment mixed on top for nights. For days I just use sunscreen.

I worked with John Colwell, Common Ground Electric, and he was always very kind. I know he's a little more pricy but I found him to be trustworthy and knowledgeable. Obviously knows what he's doing.

Well, you would be iwrong

It's just a baby who doesn't understand anything. Why can't they sleep in the basement with their father?

Aye!

You have to be jacked to be a mason?

It's exactly what it sounds like! Need fluffy, not packy, snow.

HOW DID YOU GET IT ON YOUR FORK

Could it possibly damage sealant?

It had multiple injuries before this. The slow-down mats had started to become worn. The designers didn't write the manual properly so they weren't even checked. This particular raft was known to go faster than others, but there was no explanation as to why. All of those things came together to cause the accident.

Are you Wile E. Coyote?

People in the US don't seem to even know what they are. I am often serving people tea or coffee and they're amazed at my little water boiling appliance. Truly, I probably only have one because of Alton Brown and because my best friend's parents are from Scotland and I got used to using theirs. My mother always has tea in the morning and she boiled it in a standard stove top kettle.

Oh yeah. If you were a dude and this was your first suit I would say nah,  but for a lesbian, this is right on the money. I dont know how to explain why..

I, uh, didn't know they could do that.

Was that a Chris Rock joke?

Undersea welders must have suffered from flux pox as children.