u/HideousNomo

Typically they just want you away from them, so I high tailed it out of there. Thankfully none of them have pursued me very far (10 yards?). Like bears I just make a lot of noise especially when I need to walk through high willows or moose-y terrain. They blend in very well for being so huge. I think if I didn't have room to run I would try to put something between the moose and myself, hopefully a big ass tree.

Also, do not run from bears.

I saw Carter Williams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

They've got tongues.

It's incredibly mediocre.

Not gonna lie, these are some weird-ass flies. But ya know what? I bet most of them will catch fish. Also, all flies are kinda weird right?