u/HolySponge

That awkward moment when you're shooting at a mob and your bow breaks.

I think we should just agree that asking a Wiz or DH about DPS numbers is a pretty cruel thing to do.

You forgot your frolf discs.

Those dumbasses set a nice anchor price. Then when they see your rare peice with just the primary stat they need priced at a reasonable 1480g they can't help but buy.

Yeah, I'm not gonna wait two days on something I'm going to outlevel in two hours. If you don't know what it's worth, then search for items with similar stats, find the lowest price and undercut (search for stat values under buy and set max buyout).

Most rares aren't worth putting up. If it's not socketed, primary stat and vit then it's vendor trash (with exceptions.) You really got to get a feel for what's going to be useful and attractive to people. The best way to do that is spend some time shopping around and seeing what jumps out at you.

Grabbing a flawless gem for 700 and throwing that in there can make it look more attractive too.

It's pretty dead, I just felt obligated to mention since I'm one of the mods.

I suppose that works better than crying. I've tried crying a lot, and it only has minimal applications.

May I mention /r/friskydingo? It's kind of dead, but it exists.

It's certainly a game that involves strategy, but don't you think you're stretching it?

I like seeing people discuss gear and how stats can fit into different builds, so I'm a little excited about this subreddit.

That would actually be pretty sweet, if some level 50 followed me around after I beat the first runthrough and gave me advice on mobs or builds; dumb joke though.

Why were Hyrda Sorcs likely to get you killed?

wat.

Orbs disappear pretty quickly, I almost never find reason to ration them.

Wow, starting a thread on the most controversial reddit topic of the week to make people argue more. You truly are a master of manipulation.

So damn fast, I can't help but speedrun, even when I really really shouldn't.

flip runrunrunflip runrunrunflip run preparation flip...

There's actually an trope page on tvtropes called "Seinfeld is unfunny." It talks about how really groundbreaking work such as Seinfeld doesn't age well because of how much other media becomes influenced by it. So after seeing a million different shows that have elements of Seinfeld, it makes Seinfeld seem trite and cliche.

Seinfeld is unfunny

They were busy making Deckard Cain's adopted daughter look like a Powerpuff girl and putting a suburb in the heart of a biblical warzone.

I realized I'd rather be on a site where everyone hurts each other all day than one where everyone jerks each other off all day.

This man speaks into my soul.

I kind of thought you got sick of Blops and unfriended you :O. I sent you another request, we should rip shit up when I get back home.

(I go through this awkwardness like three times a week. Xbox needs to expand the damn friends list before all of r/codbo hates me.)

Makes money off nerds that obsess over Black Ops

Makes fun of nerds that obsess over Black OP.

You have me with the math though, r/CODBO has been a sub for over a year, so I just used that. That is a ridiculous amount of dedication, was he at least pretty good?

Well, the breed does matter, but Pits get a really bad rap. Dalmatians are the most naturally aggressive towards humans and German Shepards are the most dangerous once trained to be aggressive.