u/HowLongIsThi

Ha-HAW! Ha-HAW!

A one a two a three

HALF A BITCH!

Mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney-- GOD, I hate you so much.

It all started... when I was born.

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ₜₕᵣₑₑ 𝒻ᵢ𝒻ₜᵧ.

LEARN THE RULES!!!

CHUNKY!

Is this Lord of the Rings?

Yo where you AT dawg?

Okay, well... filibuster.

Of COURSE NOT.

(flush, loud squeal of metal on metal)

🎵 996 springs to flush down, 996 springs... 🎵

bleugh.

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𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑷𝑰𝑫 𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮.

WET WIPE

somecustomersmaygettheirdicksrippedoff

Not a quarter! Arr, he'll be dancin' fer hours.

EPILOGUE.

Now this one was by this guy, Salvador Dalí- I'm telling you, this guy was a frickin' WHACK-a-doodle.

BUT... I'M NOT YOUR DAD.

Handbanana multiball!

TONIGHT... YOU.

Hard candy?

They'd probably do that for the ADVERTISEMENTS and focus EXCLUSIVELY on the Boob World part- to the point the logo would be that boob hat with a 1 next to it- as a blatant troll move. And the "longtime" fans would probably love the hell out of it.

And while that's going on, a pesky supposed B plot- say, another Citadel story, or a story about Beth and Jerry- starts to play as it becomes clear the episode will focus on that.

Then, after the credits, Rick declares they will never go there again because, at the Nipple Twister, Morty meets some girl who he hooks up with and Rick got genuinely mad he didn't even try to enjoy himself.

Now, Nathan, this will only hurt once.

But damn, will it hurt.