u/IAMAHobbitAMA

I don't understand people who put their load in and leave.

I understand people who steal other people's wet and dirty sweatpants even less.

Sure but what else was in the bill? It's been ages since there was a single issue vote.

Ok that one is ok alone, but I do that all year. That's not a Fall thing.

I would never eat there. You just know some entitled asshat would hear "free food" and ignore the rest, and when they are presented with a prep table for someone else's meal instead they will spit in the onions and shove the carrots down their pants.

They should just switch

None of those things are fun to do alone 😞

And the isn't pointing her phone at the tiger

I will never understand how the party that holds women's rights in such high esteem justifies supporting Islam.

Rent free

Is..... Is he dead now?

I mean, why else would she come with a charging port preinstalled?

Why does the first 3 second clip look like it was reversed

The side falling off? Chance in a million.

What is the green melon in the third picture? I've never seen that before.

It's because of the young blood, adrenochrome, and stem cell shortage caused by Epstein's pipeline shutting down and the repeal of Row V. Wade reducing the number of abortions.

Ladies take notes: this is the only reliable way to snag an introvert!

She's probably just Canadian

The background is 100% AI though

We need to do a gofundme to fly him in and try it before they get shut down 🤣

No grocery store soup is going to be anywhere near as cheap and healthy as one you made yourself, and soup is the absolute easiest food to make!

I love cats but I couldn't deal with a litter box inside my tent. That's just too much .

How does this even happen?

Was there a single giant drop of water like in the What If comic instead of proper rain?

Must be one of those dumbass tiktoc trends. Ta least this one was kinda funny.

I didn't even know that was possible! I must learn this skill.

Is that the thing where they string a fishing line around New York?