u/IAmTurdFerguson

1. Only has $6k. Spends it.

I hope this isn't real.

Had it at Delmonico's in New York. It was incredible.

And that's the only thing Wuhan is known for.

Where's the funny part?

The B2 is based out of Missouri, homie.

Cars

The hell is this x-axis?

https://www.aei.org/carpe-diem/new-chart-illustrates-graphically-racial-preferences-for-blacks-and-hispanics-being-admitted-to-us-medical-schools/

This comment is funnier that all of pizzacake's comics combined.

It's a translation of "Mein Kampf." Why would you only translate half of the title?

Friendly reminder that this guy named his first-born son "Wolverine". It explains a lot.

Wales certainly spent 9 minutes rolling around on the ground this half.

At the pub

Welsh jokes are rich coming from the country that assfucked them for centuries.

Is that before or after the endless sob stories?

Pele with a pan flute.

Because we do what we fucking want.

Cometeer. They're frozen pods of coffee from excellent roasters. All you do is add hot water.

Stop asking stupid questions.

You are not there to place an order, I am not there to take an order. My job is to find you what best fits you based on what you tell me and the price point that works for you.

Anddd this is why people love Tesla.

Go on, get. 🧹🧹🧹

My namesake.

I'll take ape tit for $200.

Punish me daddy

You need to call Dave Ramsey and let him yell at you.

You can watch New York for the next 8 hours. PM me your Square Cash ID if you have it.