u/ImonaDroid

/r/thisismylifenow

M'karma! Yeah that comment I made was a pretty lame response to someone being helpful.

I upvoted, then saw the second "quite the" and took it back. Not downvoting, but damn... put the fedora in the closet.

shame

Brown and hairy

I still get a pang of sadness when I think about the fact that my teddy is rotting in a landfill, probably crushed between gross garbage.

Not bite by accident, it's more of a nibbling with the front teeth.

Looking at the other kid in the same shirt, I think you are correct.

You look like The Doctor

For the others like me who came from r/all and wonder wtf... http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2014/03/17/the_blue_mustang_is_part_of_several_conspiracy_theories_centered_on_denver.html

I've had that dream

Yeah i couldn't decide between this or insanity wolf.

The bike has gears. Why can't she change them?

Nightly hymen inspections

It's like a savory ding dong

Info on the events http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/extinction_events

$5-$7 for a bottle. I consider that high but I dont spend a lot of time at bars.

Can we talk about the beer prices? I love the pizza but felt like a rube paying for a couple of beers. Am I too old fashioned?

"Would you like to save 10% today by applying for our store credit card?"

So, no cleaning crew at your work?

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL ARGUMENT!

Minimum legal/least expensive insurance just covers damage you do to others. It costs more to cover damage done or theft of your own car.

None should be over an hour. That is a ridiculous amount of time for a kid to commute.