u/IrishJoe

Though, as an Illinoisan, it would be majorly cool if he were Batman! This world needs superheroes.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass, Mother Zucker!

Trump has vastly simplified geography. He's renamed everything America. Done!

TV stations should air debates with the Democratic candidate and an empty podium for the Repub like they did for the Michigan U.S. Senate debate.

Narrator: But he actually did.

No, he feels bad for them because they raped somebody and so has he. So he wants them to get away with it. Also, they're probably wealthy.

In related news, Russia and China plan a joint military attack on US forces on election day.

So do we, Mango Mussolini, so do we!

That book of Hitler's speeches that Trump kept by his bedside finally came in handy.

I mean he DID grow up in a conservative Republican household. I suspect he became a Democrat as an opportunistic ploy to help his political career.

Well, I know at least one GOP senator is BARKING MAD!

DHS: But but but...the names we flagged all sound Hispanic. Can you check again if they're citizens???

Oh, shit

Yes, that's what the crack leakage consisted of.

In the US, people who call themselves "libertarian" are usually just embarrassed former Republicans. In this case, they're not even all that embarrassed as they are calling for people to vote GOP in addition to calling for the murder of Democrats.

In case you are wondering, he called her the R word.

She was born in Miami, Florida. MAGA wants her deported because she's of Hispanic decent. It doesn't matter to them that she's been a Trumpist right-wing MAGA for years and only now is slightly criticizing Mango Mussolini.

We're already living it!

So, if I'm driving to Canada, Google Maps will show me Lake America on the map until I cross the border and suddenly it will show it as Lake Ontario??? What bullshit!

I guess it wasn't that kind of restaurant. ;-)

Like Rand Paul set up his own board certification to avoid his state's board certification.

Republicans and billionaires: Hmmm, how can we fuck the poors over more?

"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!" - Claude Rains in Casablanca

Since they are blaming Iranian hackers, I really wouldn't put it past the Trump Regime doing a false flag operation on a blue state where Trumpists got a black eye for killing 2 citizens in cold blood!

Leopards...Faces...Rince...Repeat. MAGAts are fine with other people being victimized and suffering until it touches them personally.

"Oh, well. Get that barely trained howler monkey we brought in to do all their jobs crank one out using AI. It'll be good enough. It's just Africa!" - same Trump Admin official