u/KnotStoopid

Brainstorm, Suck, Suck, Suck, then Bustin'

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Congrats! I won with Full House too. Having Strength upgrade multiple targets makes it much more feasible. It may not scale as well as 4oak, but it scales enough to comfortably beat the scoring requirements.

Oprah

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That's a normal dong?!

Canipetdatdawg

Grinding for C++ is fun, and pairs do that. Therefore pairs are fun (for me).

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I agree with this guy 100%

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Those damn Greeks, always losing money.

This looks like a dream. Then I wake up to see 2 upgraded Defends.

I'd be greedy and take the Mime, then start looking for Raised Fist, Shoot the Moon, gold cards, and blue seals. Cola is probably the safer pick since many tags can help you more immediately.

Water + Needle

Flint + Wall

Absolute run-enders

Looks like your next few shops are gonna be full of 8-Balls, Neptunes, and Ride the Bus.

WE ARE SO BACK. SELL EVERYTHING. IT'S ALL OVER.

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Thanks, I don't want the card name to get too sloppy though.

And it attracts Death too!

Biggest things that helped me as a noob:

- It's a joker game, not a deckfixing game. Get good jokers for where you're at in the run, then deckfix when you can afford to.

- Always look to improve your jokers. Common jokers that provide flat chips or mult early are great, but do almost nothing after ante 6. Sell those for better jokers as you go.

- As a general fule, you need +chips, +mult, and xMult jokers. Ones that you grow over time are very valuable.

- You need money to find these jokers. Find jokers that can give you money, and try to get to and stay at $25 for the interest bonus.

68 is higher than my preference. My rule is 4 weeks at 65%rh (using 62% bovedas). I rest 6 weeks now that I smoke less often, and I'm even happier with them. Oveehumididied cigars just burn and draw funny and the flavors are muted.

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