u/LexPatriae

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LexPatriae

Do they offer anti-being-a-pussy therapy? Look into it if so

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Yesterday, while my boyfriend was at work, she returned to the house. We got into an argument. I was watching TV, and she unplugged it because she wanted to take a work call. I ran over and grabbed the cord back from her. She was pushed backward but was not knocked down or injured.

Notice the passive voice in the last sentence, anyone?

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He responded but immediately deleted it like the pussy he is

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a complete loser with graduate education

No offense, but why didn't you study something with a better ROI? I see this all the time on reddit and for example, yes, you may looove history or whatever, but make it a hobby, not an "investment" in yourself that you won't ever be able to pay off

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You don’t understand price signals. Sucks to suck.

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Having a generous welfare state doesn’t make a country socialist any more than having a military makes it fascist.

Scandinavia has no minimum wage, has private ownership, competitive markets, capital markets, and market pricing. That’s capitalism with extensive social programs, not socialism.

You shouldn’t post on economics forums.

Edit: I thought this was /r/economics, not /r/technology, but my point stands, and the user base is even more highly regarded. No actual counter-arguments, as usual

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At least I understand that because an object occupies a barycenter, it isn’t responsible for it lol. What’s your favorite flavor of crayon?

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I don’t think public education should exist either, it has obviously failed at its mission. Take the amount a state pays per pupil, put twenty of them in front of a teacher, and tell me what that teacher’s salary would be.

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Private ones, obviously

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Oh yeah, I don’t think public unions should even be allowed to exist.

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It’s budget going toward teachers in the same sense as my tax dollars are going to me. Very clever “no u” though :)

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He specifically pointed out the portions of the budget that DON’T go to teachers. Can you not read?

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I’m a patent attorney lol you feckless loser. Run along to your $80k “career” while you beg for your student loans to be repaid

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Sure, but it doesn’t sound like a very moral foundation for an entire religion, unlike your whataboutism examples

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Muhammad begs to disagree

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While I am loathe to use emojis on reddit, this helps

🎶 next time won’t you sing with meee 🎶

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Ha! I literally just assumed in this particular instance

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And how, pray tell, did the cops know that? I think that's your fundamental disconnect

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The case law is that police need an objectively reasonable basis that an occupant is injured or threatened, which an open door in the middle of the night + no response when they announce themselves supports a genuinely-believed suspicion of burglary in progress

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Just don’t give legal advice if you don’t understand the law, it’s as simple as that.

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So you didn’t go to law school but perhaps have a favorite Crayon flavor

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I like how you didn’t even bother to refute the fact that you’re a parasite lol, you fucking loser. Delusional indeed ;)

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So the “basically the smartest human on base” is on pancake duty? Managerial ineptitude or typical reddit pseudointellectual? I could honestly go either way on this one

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Shhh, it’s important to let pseudo-intellectual redditors feel smart by baselessly “correcting” things for some reason

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Oh wow, I’ve never heard this argument before! Sucks to suck, sorry that you’re apparently dog-shit at everything and envious of others