u/LupoAS

“You must construct additional pylons”

“I can see myself in your glasses. Mm..pretty.”
Sarge in Halo

Would a modern cruise ship have survived hitting the same size of iceberg that took down the Titanic?

Niceeee

If she’s said you are sexy before than odds are it’s the weight you have gained that’s put her off.

Football three point stance

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk

Who has that kind of time?! haha.

What does he say about people who treated you like crap even though you gave them your best?

https://youtu.be/6jRDbGsRGls?si=rcr5pxz94ioQOIge

Penis in the butthole

Except on that break away vs BH that cost us WC qualification. I think he’s consistent but idk if he’s “game on the line” consistent.

Why 35? Why not 40? 45? 50? Quadrillion billion trillion?

Have yall been intimate since this weight loss?

Yeah I agree. He wasn't always hot headed like say Cassano.

I only remember the Euro group match vs Denmark incident

Agreed.

What about ephedrine?

Calling Totti a gentleman of football goes to show how lackluster your knowledge of Serie A is.

Great insight. Thanks for the in depth viewpoints.

Yeah, but, what does crazy look like?

Once in a lifetime player. Is there anyone that comes close to being a FK specialist like that right now?

Just tell him straight up. Change your sexual habits to fit your needs more or break up. BF is not compromising anything compared to you. He needs to man up. Spank that ass. Take a viagra and go for hours. Geez.

My buttery too steaky. My juices too Lobster.

I’m sorry but really? What high road is this? If His dick was smaller than yours than you should be laughing and enjoying the moment! /s