u/MacDerfus
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I hijacked a plane, obtained a huge ransom and a parachute, then jumped out with all the money.
Unfortunately Jimmy Hoffa happened to be hiding out where I landed and mugged me for the cash
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I called Denver in 6, and I'm sticking to it
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Bam had a good rebounding night. His assignment had a better one.
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Curses can cancel out right?
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Kinda hard to fixate on the easter egg when they got an entire Egypt wrong
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Thats more a quirk of the mechanics
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They all went to numidia
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El cid being the faction leader for all rebels was a laugh
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Poorest egyptian soldiers being dressed in ceremonial clothes of Pharaon himself
Nah it's like the super bowl loser shirts, they get the clothes of the heirs who didn't become pharoah
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They should have put ptolemaic Egypt in Pharoah
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Also units were bad at targeting the dogs themselves.
Their downsides were that if the handler died, all his attached dogs would as well, and dogs could chase routing units off the map and remove themselves from the battle.
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"But they could use them against y-"
No, they really fucking don't do that. Maybe sometimes the tomb kings turn on the sandblaster at the right time, or morghur does his thing. But I almost never see a nurglite attrition plague
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It raises questions like why even have the mechanic
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Attrition is only useful if you can get it on AI when they'd normally be replenishing, idk why factions seem to be designed around using it when youd be lucky for it to reduce an opposing army to 90% strength before you face off against it
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All I can say about the sudden charge point is that it isn't something most monks have to worry about. And flurry is already a two-fer as a subordinate action, which i guess puts it in a weird position.
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Jon can learn a lesson many times
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Yeah, he didn't realize he could sprint and melee immediately in the previous episode, as the game doesn't explicitly tell you that. But he figured it out the following turn at least. And also if he did melee at that point he'd have had his Ranger in Jane Kelly levels of cover.
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I feel like most monsters with physical weaknesses and resistances favor blunt and slashing damage over piercing.
What sorts of monsters are specifically more susceptible to piercing than other physical damage types?
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I'd either make mantis lunge two actions, or replace flurry with strike and make it a flourish to be in line with most other action-saving activities.
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We are building a better arceus
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A good bowel movement isn't meant to be rushed.
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It doesn't matter why or if it makes sense strategically. They may as well be approached from the assumption that they want to kill as many people in Ukraine as possible without launching nukes.
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Mys-tery
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Plus he's getting turned by someone who doesn't know how to be a vampire
The San Francisco bay is a bit bigger...