u/Mack_Hein

Obviously this blue part here is the land

This isn’t a double entendre though. Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.

I’ll be back when you figure out what that bucket is for

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

Meanwhile Norm was wearing XXL t-shirts on a medium frame 🤣

I’m here for the scraps

I said approaching 80

Please don’t make a mockery of this

It’s included with the The Who Gives a Shit package

Really? Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never seen anyone wear a cowboy hat.

CLIMB THAT WALL, HOMO 😈

Please refrain from any grabbing by the p[BEEEEEP]y, even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it

How many touchdowns did the A’s make?

9’ 11”

From the same folks who brought you “When do you think Artie will come back on the show?” and “I was able to talk Sirius down to $20 a month”

Yeah, I’ve been at sea, sure. 250 days, right. Whatever you say.

Is HBO the love of your life? Did you go on HBO, in a sense, to get your father’s attention? In other words, isn’t HBO the biggest aphrodisiac?

My accountant is going to love this

¿Como?

Arrivederci cock sucker!

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He looks funky, but he tastes funkay

I finally understand that Howard was genuinely concerned and not just goofing… It looks like someone ripped Eric’s foot off and stuck it back on wrong. He’s like a Mr. Potato Head!

You gained a lover, and a friend

Here’s a glimpse into the writers room:

“Heeyyy diarrhea is in the news maybe I could pretend I have diarrhea”

[Looks up from phone] “Sure sounds great”