u/Matookie

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Matookie

Sorry this happened and sorry there are so many stupid fucking irrelevant comments on this thread.  Can you publicize further through nextdoor or fb? 

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Thank you, honey. I am telling everyone I know that shit is about to start devolving quick. Check in on your friends, family and neighbors. Have some emergency supplies if you can. 

Sending my good will and blessings to all my hags!

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27 degrees Farenheit is pretty cold. /s

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Touche

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We servers are busy. We want to be attentive. We bring you more soda. There are thousands of dollars of food being wasted each day. Your soda is less than 2¢. Go fuck yourself. 

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*lede

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Is the redheaded woodpecker related to the red headed p*ckerwood?

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A few years ago I picked up cummings book at the dollar tree because I had only known her from Chelsey Lately. I could not finish two pages. She mentioned luke perry right out of the gate and this was after he had passed. Tacky stuff that did not age well.

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DAMN 😄

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Ok, WHAT THE FUCK?

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This guy is a stalker and you are in danger. 

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Cat torture this and the orange cat. Let them be kittens you sadistic fuck.

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We hit -53. Za nas, za vas, za ekibas! 

За нас за вас, за екйбас!

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As a hillbilly leftist, fuck you. You can criticize trump without running down poor people. Have some class solidarity ffs.

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I've had SiriusXM radio for a few years but am cancelling subscription because they carry Megyn Kelly. She's a pedo apologist 

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I have no opinion.

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"cat head" as unit of measurement. Your memaw made pies from vinegar, buttermilk, and cracker  crumbs. You got a quilt your great grandma sewed and you know she dipped snuff and carried a pistol in her bra (along with her wad of cash). your granduncles ran shine and your papaw could tell the proof by the bubbles. 

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Y'all. This was all over the media a few years ago: https://time.com/5619082/nike-sneaker-betsy-ross-flag-kaepernick/

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Do you wash your ass?

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Misogyny and hatred of oligarchs 

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No fuck that shit he was a capitalist robber Barron. Y'all forgot yer damn roots.

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Holy shit she's been on the run for a decade? How they finally catch her predatory ass?

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Put it on an AR-15 and carry that bitch in

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WHO ordered the removal? I'm in Tennessee and I'm about to go ham on some hillbilly chucklefuck statesmen who claim to represent me.