u/MediumSizedTurtle

8,790 post karma · 218.3k comment karma · joined Aug 2014

MediumSizedTurtle

Ohh I do have black Chelsea's from Thursday that are pretty nice. Thank you, I think I'm too in my head about this. Just need to buy some non jeans and a button up that isn't 10 years old bought with Kohls cash.

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I'm an absolute fashion nothing, I wear a chef jacket to work every day and most of my "nice" stuff I bought at a Kohls 10 years ago.

I have an extremely important date this weekend at a 2 Michelin starred restaurant, and have literally no idea where to start. I'm a bigger guy, 6'2 225lbs and just at square zero with my choices. I went into a uniqulo and just felt so out of place and didn't know where to start.

Any tips at all? Just like even the most basic picture or starting point would be helpful. I don't even own pants that aren't jeans or hounds tooth kitchen pants.

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It's right about a 10 minute walk from Green Street Meats.

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To be fair, this is definitely Bridgeport

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Beat the shit out of her? Prove she deficated. Her shit remained in her.

This is absolute lunacy. What the hell

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A look into the coach's office an hour from now

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So you're not a big enough fan to watch your team in a 1 score game, but you are a big enough fan to go fight for their honor on the internet?

Reddit is a weird place sometimes.

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2 missed field goals within 30 yards and then losing by 3. Absolute cinema.

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Oh god he bent that leg in a scary as fuck way. Hope he's OK

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Brady being flabergasted by how stupid Dan Campbell is is just the best.

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Tie game! Tie game! Tie game!

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Refs made him jump guys.

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Apparently it's a whole season worth of missed field goals within the 30 too. Is that the refs fault?

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Oh god that on screen stat of missed field goals. So good.

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It is quite entertaining

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And a flag! Oh this is delicious.

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HE MISSED IT OH MY GOD

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Brady going in on both these teams is pretty funny, not Gonna lie.

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Goddamn it lions. You had one fucking job.

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I think it's there to stop a flying V

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Refs just making up penalties now.

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Tie game! Tie game!

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They want to be us so bad.

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Man packers look so pissed at the refs today.

Better be glad There's no female refs with Jacobs out there on the field.

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Bradys "what?" was so funny.