u/MenacingGummy

Everything I know about this man is against my will

People are raging on every platform I’ve looked at this morning.

Wait until you & your wife find out about bikinis! Minds blown!

I’m pretty sure in most of her instagram videos she’s drunk so this tracks.

Why aren’t they all?

Yeah that’s the ticket

Why would you fucking post this here you fucking dick.

He’s going to name it Americalands by Monday.

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He was hilarious in the 80’s because I was 10yrs old.

Praying to the Taskmaster gods that it’s not Howie Mandel. He is the worst.

Did I say it didn’t? Y’all need to settle down.

Did I make an opinion statement about the why’s & how’s her addiction started? I just repeated what she stated in her book. 15 is when her addiction started. Before kids not after. Maybe you’re bringing some of your own shit in here.

She said she started taking pills at 15 & became addicted. Long before pregnancy.

The majority of Canadians marry other Canadians. You on the other hand…

So this very much reads as “I want a Canadian girl to marry me so I get citizenship”

This is a fake story

A beaver is a euphemism for a vagina & Mae is a lesbian.

It would have had a plastic insert that contained kids makeup. Common at Christmas time.

Who?

Smallpox is what I’m referring to not Tb. I think that may have ended even earlier than smallpox in Canada. I have no idea why we don’t get TB. It’s still fairly common.

Woke up today a proud ungrateful Canadian & I’m going to do it again tomorrow.

Clearly not enough.

I can’t believe Americans aren’t protesting en masse non stop. We were told in the spring the reason we weren’t seeing it was it was “too cold, wait for summer”. Summer came & everyone I guess decided it was more important to go on vacation & no doubt will be salty about this observation.

He added the edit after my comment but yeah I should have probably thought more about that lol