u/MicrocrystallineHue

98 post karma · 36.2k comment karma · joined Sep 2017

MicrocrystallineHue

I was here to reply "Nothing" to OP but my dry nature demands that I ask "Define cream soda." Sorry, love you guys! You're the best

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What's SHS ?

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Look through the documentary section half/s

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Google engineer is lonely, news at 11

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You've really done it now, DeNiro!

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Kid N Play, week 5

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You're exactly right.

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Dr. Strangelove

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No you fly out the pieces and put them together there, at sea.

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Bushy 'Gina Nuns

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Have you seen Re-Animator? How about Street Trash?

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Exclusive in movie theaters because nobody wants that shit in their house.

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Those remind me of the turd in Joe Dirt

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Awful big words for a Saints fan.

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I think Congress just eased a few of those restrictions.

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Now I want to make that meme a flowchart with iconography. I'll bet someone here can do it way faster though and upload it for karma.

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You're telling us your IQ of 40000 took this long to figure out the universe? I'm thinking it's closer to 30000. Fool.

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There's no winter here, only a very long shitty day.

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That it the most pathetic nsfw sub I've seen yet. Shit from '94?

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Completely random but I had my first start at 2:30 this morning and now I understand. Wow. No bueno.

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I once had a coworker approach me and ask about that song because he was worried his kid was listening to occult music.

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Was the van free? Still looking!

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Turd sinks, only enough paper for one.

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Eh, a pinch too hammy for my taste. 7/10

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Unripened lemons. He's a lemon stealing moose.