u/MikeyTupper

Chocolate raaaiin

And advertized with wacky-arm-inflatable-tube-guys on the side of the highway

"Actually, I did write a kickass ending, and no, you can't see it"

Abrams storytelling 101

yeah but sadly in America you only get two choices. It should be painfully obvious which is the worst.

You have that idiocy written into your constitution, that's the entire problem.

It's basically spelled out that "no matter what, we all get guns! Murica!" and out of 300+ million Americans, a shit ton consider this to somehow be a cornerstone of democracy.

Kind of hazy on the specifics of the American constitution, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna need like... at least twice as many Democrats as you have in Congress right now to change it in any meaningful manner.

His name is actually Rowan Atkinson

See, the thing is, pointing at someone and saying "what about this guy, he does it too?" doesn't in any way excuse you having done it 10 times before.

We need a luddite proletariat then!

Seize the Jacquard loom, then throw a wrench in it.

I dunno, for a lot of people, stopping working entirely just isn't all that attractive.

I machine metal and i don't necessarily have a passion for what I do, but I like just doing that for the day, kind of like building Lego but you get paid for it. Not working is just kind of unhealthy for me. I go to this dark place after a few vacation days, I guess borne out of boredom and purposelessness.

My grandpa is like 85 at this point and still does construction work. He doesn't actually even need the pay, but he kind of figured out a few years into retirement that he missed the work. Maybe when you stop working is kind of where you start dying.

A lot of people have this great idea of not working like "you on a sailboat in the Pacific" but chances are if you didn't have stuff to do, you'd watch TV all day. That's fun for the better part of a week but gets old real fast.

That doesnt need to really define how someone like harper shaped his thinking. He clearly saw economic potential in the west and how oil could be used as an engine nationally, for better or worse.

There's a joke about tide pods in there somewhere

A drunk, determined person is an unstoppable force, for better or worse

man I've been at that stage for 15 years now.

oh well

We should be stressed about American politics. We are a mouse sleeping in the same bed as an elephant.

The time for meaningful discussion is long over. Their ideology needs to be forcefully crushed, and it will be. It's the only thing they will ever understand.

We're like stock photos!

The Boris Grishenko approach

As someone who never bought into cryptocurrency, it kind of makes me laugh to see all these people fall for a pyramid scheme in real time. All these people thinking they so smart, rolling in speculation, completely oblivious to the inevitable. This is on each and every one of them. They don't deserve the money they lost.

"Are you roughly 30 years old? Then boy have I got the show for you"

the 90s bruh.

It's gonna be totally extreme

I like that one. Simple, yet poignant.

They've been talking about nuclear war for over 60 seasons now. I'd place my money on winter finally coming to westeros before they do the nuclear war.

I love this sub because i remember wanting to eat some of our christmas decorations when i was a kid. They just looked so edible...

Nobody reads the article fam

We just try to be as different as we can from americans these days