u/MindWard

Cool

^{I rolled Gupta Empire India · Instant Heal All Diseases System · You Can Easily Catch Diseases By 1000%}

Ye

^{Rolled: Food?: Sardines}

Doable

^{Rolled: Race: Human | Base power level: 100000000000 | Transformation multiplier: ×10 | Senzu beans: No senzu beans}

So more smarter

^{I rolled Your: Head · Will Get: 2x Bigger}

How wet

^{Rolled: For 1,000//day, what does your pillow smell like?: Wet dog}

Kk cool

^{Rolled: You'll get...: Pen that never runs out of ink}

Bulbasaur

James Jonah Jameson

^{Rolled: To beat my 8-year old nephew:: Who is Peter Parker’s boss?}

Prob

^{Rolled: Attractiveness: 4 | Anger: 3 | Energy levels 1-10: 7 | Sense of humour: Same as yours}

Earth

^{Rolled: See Question: Which planet do we live on?}

More likely the sudden shock

Lost the looks but got the smarts

^{Rolled: Your looks:: You look like you lost a fight with a lawnmower | Your smarts:: Chess world champion smart}

Hmmm Japan?

^{Rolled: Which country:: Has the city of Karachi?}

Eat

^{I rolled A bowl of lukewarm cereal}

Obvioisuly

^{Rolled: Will you die or live forever?: Die}

Thank God i dont

^{Rolled: Your Fear: Genophobia — Fear of sexual intercourse}

For doin what

^{Rolled: Pay: $100 | Rate: Every Second | Multiplier: None}

Osaka

Must be better alternatives with that much money

^{I rolled Never drink coffee or tea again}

With tomato sauce

So Classic afro troupe

^{I rolled Black woman · Spain · 1400s · Abusive mom + no dad}

Maybe, have to give it some thpught

^{I rolled Internet access}

Perfecto

So a bossy latina

^{Rolled: Physique: Atrophied muscles | Height: VERY short | Face-shape: Heartshaped, genteel | Personality: Dominant, will steer everything the two of you do}

Bend backwards while doing it

^{I picked Spicy [Rolled What’s the sexiest thing someone did t?]}