u/MittoMan

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MittoMan
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I wish there was a way to take E and only get specific effects. I want softer skin, better hair, to stop male pattern baldness and have more femme-ish fat distribution, but I don't want tits

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Dream and nightmare? They're one of my favourite furry artists

If you don't want to see copious amounts of furry porn don't look them up

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You definitely watched the Lindsay Ellis video :)

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Obligatory GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

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Kill Six Billion Demons has two!

Maya ten Meti "Murder the Gods and Topple Their Thrones" and 82 White Chain Born in Emptiness Returns to Subdue Evil

READ KSBD IT IS THE MOST PEAK THING IN EXISTENCE

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Nah you weren't rude

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Ah sorry, my bad! Just read like AI to me. Can't believe I've fallen prey to a classic blunder

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!remindme 4 hours

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I wish I had no fears

About looking like I have no ears

Or that I haven't left my house in years

Or I have strong opinions about beers

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Without looking like a little lad

Or looking like a little league dad

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They were saying they could've posted the image and censored it. I disagree, I still think that'd be wrong, but that's what they meant

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Orientalism but make it furry

Can we seriously not do this bullshit? Furry is extremely varied and diverse no matter the culture

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The Good Place mentioned!!!!!

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Looks kinda like it's sinking into magma

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It breaks grice's maxim of quantity

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You want the truth?

You want the truth?!

You want the fuckin truth?!

There is no fridge! I lied!

It was never real

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I really wish it weren't a Tom Cruise movie cause Cosmo Sheldrake did the soundtrack and I love him so much

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Belly ❤️🤤

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That does fall apart for certain people, though, especially autistic people. I, for example, can't control my body language or facial expressions very well at all, and it's always inconsistent. It has caused a lot of people to distrust me naturally, which is frustrating as hell

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Obligatory pedantry: it's not a gargoyle unless it drains water. That, my friends, is hot grotesque in your area

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Protip: get the fuck off twitter

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Congrats, and I hope your politicians actually go through with those promises.

Now, if only Australian politicians weren't spineless big corporate shills, they could follow suit.

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I mean, if we're talking about monarchist disney movies, The Lion King. It sucks that it's so damn good